The bridge was closed for a whole 3 minutes. By prior arrangement & (apparently) due to the passing of quite a lot of dosh.
This is an example of how much of a prick my father-in-law is. All about his personal vanity & opportunities to boast afterwards.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:56, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fucking hell.
Your in-laws (ex) aren't Fifers, are they?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:56, Reply)

Delgaty somethingorother was the link he gave.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:59, Reply)

dalgety Bay?
That's the 'fuck me that's expensive' part of Fife. Not the part where Ma and Pa b3th live. Although my dad used to work in Dalgety Bay.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:00, Reply)

Tuppence then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:02, Reply)

http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/28483704?search_identifier=69a2e8dc4a0c426d8ebd92b550a3bf1d
Don't forget this is Scotland we're talking about.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:05, Reply)

What an ugly house.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:10, Reply)

Utter bollocks.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:57, Reply)

Something to do with high sided trucks.
I don't fucking know. He's a bullshitting lowlands queen. anything is possible.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:59, Reply)

It's one thing for him to be a "bullshitting lowlands queen." iI's quite another for you to claim as reality the nonsense he spouted and you swallowed about closing a national bridge for the benefit of your wedding.

Anyway, let's move on.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:10, Reply)

I'm not Scottish. I wouldn't know even where this fucking bridge is compared to where my wedding reception was.
I'm just relaying what the old cunt told me.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:12, Reply)

Bollocks.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:17, Reply)

His bollocks. Not mine.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:21, Reply)

Which you repeat, with great delight, as if true. Let's move on, eh?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:25, Reply)

3 mins? It was jut between trains weren't it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:59, Reply)

I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest the Forth Road Bridge doesn't get much in teh way of rail traffic.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:01, Reply)

Or high-sided trucks.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:05, Reply)

I've seen high sided vehicles on the bridge.
They only ban them when the wind gets above 40mph.

Which, to be fair, happens quite a lot.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:06, Reply)

Not on the rail bridge.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:11, Reply)

Yeah yeah, I missed the road bit
It's amazing those cro magna fuckwits managed one bridge let alone two
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:07, Reply)

Apparently they've finally finished painting it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:15, Reply)