Well, I had a McDonalds for my lunch yesterday
I dint have the fish & chips as I was a bit misled on that front so I had a quarterpounder meal. I had about five little paper cups of sauces! I had three ketchups and two bbqs, but I dont like the bbq, and had them lined up in front of me in a semi-circle. This must be how Jean Michelle Jarre eats lunch! I thought.

Anyway, they had some dumpy woman wandering round asking if everything was alright, y'know like they do in proper restaurants, typically just as I've got a good mouthful of quarterpounder so alls I can do is nod like a mumps-ridden mong. I'm pretty sure its unnecessary, alls you want in McDs is fast service at the till and then left the fuck alone to eat your tray of shame.

I might get some fish & chips this weekend, thanks for asking.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:10, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

^WE NEED MOAR OF THIS ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:11, Reply)

I hope you didn't spend all your QOTW prize money.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:12, Reply)

Nah, the mods only pay out in fingers round here

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:13, Reply)

Well I hope at least you went large for an extra 50p

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:15, Reply)

And then only up to the third knuckle

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:15, Reply)

They're a kind considerate fingerer

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:16, Reply)

hahahahaha yeah bumhole

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:18, Reply)

Shut up Beavis

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:20, Reply)

*BUTS HEADS*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:22, Reply)

I hear Rob has brought sandpaper gloves

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:19, Reply)

Where to?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:20, Reply)

THE SHED

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:21, Reply)

I don't normally get brought and bought mixed up I may still be pissed from last night

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:28, Reply)

That post so reminded me of this I read earlier in the week
www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/features/if-i-wanted-my-peas-mushy-id-chew-em-an-american-discovers-the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly-of-british-food-8764334.html
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:17, Reply)

The comments section is taking it awfully seriously

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Some people hey Lighty......... some people

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:33, Reply)