Saw this, thought of monty
m.imgur.com/a/OEiec

Not sure which he would rock the most?

So... It's Friday and a long weekend! Plans? Suggestions for others on here to waste their tragic little lives? What's going on with YOU?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:06, 110 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

:o
well really
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:08, Reply)

I will spend the day posting in my pants listening to cricket and drinking brandy
not really thought about what else I will be doing till Thursday
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:11, Reply)

Morning.
I have a picture of my long hair done in two massive plaits. I looked like a gay viking.

This weekend will be filled with cricket, lots of sleep, Luther & Bike. Unfortunately I am working tomorrow morning before the 'fun' can begin.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:18, Reply)

Did your boyfriend hold onto them when he was bumming you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:23, Reply)

No, but my doctor did during the prostate exam.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:25, Reply)

Extra-long weekend for me!
Off from today until Wednesday next week - woo! There will be barbecues, drink, working on a fence, drink, guitar playing, drink, possibly a trip to the seaside and drink.
As to the rest of you DFKDFC.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:19, Reply)

I think you need to speak to someone about your drinking problem

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:22, Reply)

Day off today, might do some work if the rentals take mini ape for a bit
Then out on the smash in Bristol
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:20, Reply)

What time are you NOT meeting Jeffers?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:28, Reply)

About 5 I reckon at the blackboy pub

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:28, Reply)

Kinda an apt name for a pub in Bristol

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:29, Reply)

I suspect that is exactly why it is named thusly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:30, Reply)

I do like Bristol one of the most friendly cities I have been to

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:38, Reply)

He already does the "Sass Bun"
In fact I'mma start calling him that. "Hey Sass Bun, how's it going?"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:27, Reply)

What's a sass bun?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:29, Reply)

It's what sass elephants eat.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:29, Reply)

It sounds as if lighty thinks monty has a cute arse
Dat ass
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:39, Reply)

That's what cost Stunned poster his foot

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:40, Reply)

Look at the fucking image you bent spastic

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:08, Reply)

I have been know yo rock a sass bun.
Feels good.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:52, Reply)

i'm gonna go cycling
my bike is probably better than yours
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:40, Reply)

Is it made from LEGO?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:40, Reply)

woah, no way you sick freak

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:44, Reply)

Then PJ's bike is better than yours
It's made from LEGO^TM and has no gears
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:47, Reply)

Isn't that the one Mike wrecked?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:52, Reply)

only homo hipsters ride bikes with no gears

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Or as we call them PJ's

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:54, Reply)

who is pj?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:56, Reply)

Duncan's mate. You must have seen him 'wreck the mike' at one point.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:57, Reply)

*gets ready to Rumble*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:58, Reply)

SIKE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:58, Reply)

.
do keep up, all that time spent on /talk, has dulled you to the best memes on here
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:57, Reply)

oh him
i only vaguely follow some of your in jokes. someone is short, someone else is bald, al is a cunt
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:16, Reply)

I doubt it.
I have a Raleigh Wildcat
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:48, Reply)

That Burn(er)s

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:49, Reply)

cool, is that the one with the sound board on it?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:50, Reply)

Yep.
Pew! Pew! Etc!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:51, Reply)

sweet, i am well jel

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Sort of *really* want one now.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:55, Reply)

FFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
Bitches.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:51, Reply)

WEEPEE \o/
How many have you killed today?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:51, Reply)

None
Although I did spill a bit of petrol at the station and not report it to the woman.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:57, Reply)

Did you throw a lit cigarette across the forecourt as you left?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:02, Reply)

There better have been some walking away in slow motion.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:03, Reply)

Weepee don't walk he slides along

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:04, Reply)

No.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:04, Reply)

:(
Where has all the fun gone Windus, where has it gone?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:07, Reply)

It died.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:07, Reply)

You on the course today?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:10, Reply)

Yeah, just waiting on a test board.
Gas course is in there fucking about.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:17, Reply)

You getting CORGI registered
Jeff has been on that for years
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:23, Reply)

Nah, just spark.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:26, Reply)

corgi? where have you been, 2010?
it's gas safe now
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:27, Reply)

What day is it again?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:52, Reply)

In here it's Chicken Thursday everyday

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:52, Reply)

But what about *out here*?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:56, Reply)

well if your coming out time flows differently in your Narnian closet

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:00, Reply)

Ninja edit
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Yes fucking auto correct

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:16, Reply)

I have to do that alot, fucking ipad keyboard

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:17, Reply)

that alot, fucking ipad keyboard a poo




never gets old
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:21, Reply)

I got nothing. You win shithead.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:23, Reply)

NOW YOU OWN IT

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:24, Reply)

because it died years ago

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:24, Reply)

You sure you're not thinking about AA's mum?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:26, Reply)

Well, I had a McDonalds for my lunch yesterday
I dint have the fish & chips as I was a bit misled on that front so I had a quarterpounder meal. I had about five little paper cups of sauces! I had three ketchups and two bbqs, but I dont like the bbq, and had them lined up in front of me in a semi-circle. This must be how Jean Michelle Jarre eats lunch! I thought.

Anyway, they had some dumpy woman wandering round asking if everything was alright, y'know like they do in proper restaurants, typically just as I've got a good mouthful of quarterpounder so alls I can do is nod like a mumps-ridden mong. I'm pretty sure its unnecessary, alls you want in McDs is fast service at the till and then left the fuck alone to eat your tray of shame.

I might get some fish & chips this weekend, thanks for asking.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:10, Reply)

^WE NEED MOAR OF THIS ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:11, Reply)

I hope you didn't spend all your QOTW prize money.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:12, Reply)

Nah, the mods only pay out in fingers round here

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:13, Reply)

Well I hope at least you went large for an extra 50p

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:15, Reply)

And then only up to the third knuckle

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:15, Reply)

They're a kind considerate fingerer

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:16, Reply)

hahahahaha yeah bumhole

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:18, Reply)

Shut up Beavis

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:20, Reply)

*BUTS HEADS*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:22, Reply)

I hear Rob has brought sandpaper gloves

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:19, Reply)

Where to?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:20, Reply)

THE SHED

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:21, Reply)

I don't normally get brought and bought mixed up I may still be pissed from last night

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:28, Reply)

That post so reminded me of this I read earlier in the week
www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/features/if-i-wanted-my-peas-mushy-id-chew-em-an-american-discovers-the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly-of-british-food-8764334.html
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:17, Reply)

The comments section is taking it awfully seriously

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Some people hey Lighty......... some people

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Oh for fuck's sake, Boring Keith has turned up early, the cunt.
Now I have to go and pretend to be interested in something.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:22, Reply)

The Ultramagnetic MC's tribute band
didn't live up to your expectations?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:25, Reply)

NEW (NOT ALL ALL PRE_STOMPED) THREAD

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:34, Reply)