I need to get to London in October
But the train fare from Cornwall is fucking shocking and busses are full of druggies and alcoholics.

Oh childhood rapes, well you know how America and Britain have this "Special Relationship" well that what Uncle Frank used to tell me we had so I wouldn't tell mum.
( Peej, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 10:28, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

woah

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 10:31, Reply)

check em?

( Peej, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 10:32, Reply)

tekkers

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 10:32, Reply)

I would
Would explain the leakage
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 10:32, Reply)

I went from London to Cornwall and back.
I drove.


Hope this helps.
( Kroney, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 10:33, Reply)

That would probably work out more expensive than the train

( Peej, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Don't think so, unless your car uses more than, what's the price of a train ticket, a tun?
That's a lot of fuel.
( Kroney, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:13, Reply)

1st class Nottingham to London + return
costs all three of us costs about £135, well did last time I booked
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:22, Reply)

Cars are always best.
This is a scientific fact.
( Kroney, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:24, Reply)

I would normally agree with you, but in London their a bloody hindrance for a visitor
easier just to use the Tube to get about
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:34, Reply)

Well I would need to first buy a car
then tax and insure it, then put fuel in it.
( Peej, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:25, Reply)

How do you live in the back end of beyond without a car?
I couldn't manage without one and I live in London.

You Worzels confuse me.
( Kroney, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Combine Harvesters use a LOT of fuel

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:30, Reply)

He's got a brand new combine harvester

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Combine MARRvester

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:31, Reply)

My wife has a car
I cycle a lot. I have no need for a car so I won't waste money on one
( Peej, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:32, Reply)

Then your wife can drive.
Problem solved!
( Kroney, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:35, Reply)

p.s. Worzels are Somerset folks.

( Peej, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:33, Reply)

You all look the same to me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:33, Reply)

RACISM!

( Peej, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:35, Reply)

Fucking carrot warriors, eh?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:33, Reply)

You're all Worzels to me, son.

( Kroney, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:35, Reply)

You're all Garlic Munching Surrender Monkeys to me but hey ho

( Peej, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:37, Reply)

I watched the new seies of "UK pawn stars" last night the went to look at buying a tank
It had 16 forward gears and 16 reverse gears I thought to myself
"I bet they sold the French a lot of them"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:40, Reply)

I can't remember where I heard this.
"America is like your uncle who used to molest you as a teenager, but paid for you to go to collage."
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:07, Reply)