My earliest memory.......
Is of treading on some toast and marmalade, I could only have been one or two, and my grandad standing me in the sink to wash my feet.
He's dead now LOL
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 17:29, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

wash my feet

suck my cock
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 17:34, Reply)

I believe the correct thing to say here is
YOU NINJA CUNT

Amirite?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 17:36, Reply)

Just cunt will do

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 17:36, Reply)

I thought that was a given.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 17:37, Reply)

Nah batterd is a taker

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 17:38, Reply)

How do you know? GAYER! GAYER!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 17:39, Reply)

Euston station public bogs says so, why do you think he has 11k twitter followers?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 17:41, Reply)

I would imagine
10,999 are 'local sluts in your area' and the other one is you.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 17:43, Reply)

I'm not on twitter, cos its for cunts innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 17:44, Reply)

'Twatter' more like.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Aug 2013, 17:46, Reply)

That it is. That why I assumed you were on there.
Posting pictures of your dinner and telling your 'friends' how bored you are.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 17:49, Reply)

You want Doctor Frogs grandad to suck your cock?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 18:02, Reply)

And he's dead. Terrible oral/necro type stuff.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 18:08, Reply)

I don't know entirely sure how that would work, how long dead is he? Would the maggots create a good texture in lew of bodily tissues?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 18:12, Reply)

I would guess about 25 years.
But if he wants to dig him up and skull fuck the long dead old bastard, that's his prerogative.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 18:19, Reply)

He just misunderstands what a boner's all about.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 18:23, Reply)

Skullolz

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 18:24, Reply)

You say that now, but you'd change your mind once the shovels come out.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 18:23, Reply)

Dunno where he's buried anyway. But good luck in the treasure hint.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 18:25, Reply)

Any grave in a storm.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 18:26, Reply)