Just turn up in your usual clothes, and sneak off occasionally with random women, lie about who you are and fuck them
Say you're an undercover policeman.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:32, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I cant even do that, there's a theme

( Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:33, Reply)

what's the theme?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:34, Reply)

Zombies and zombie hunters.
I'm trying to think of a way around it that'll let me go dressed as normally as possible. Leather jacket, crash helmet, that kind of thing. I ain't going as no fucken nombie.
( Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:35, Reply)

You normally wear a crash helmet?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:36, Reply)

No, but I can take it off once I get in.
I'm sure it can't be that hard to find a broken one.
( Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:37, Reply)

just don't go. I fucking wouldn't

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:37, Reply)

I want to go, they're my friends.
I just don't want to have to dress up like a prick to do so.
( Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:38, Reply)

but they are clearly pricks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:41, Reply)

you are

( Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:42, Reply)

clearly these people are "wakki" and "cunts" so why bother going?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:39, Reply)

They're not, they just regress every now and again.

( Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:41, Reply)

the whole zombie thing is pathetic

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:42, Reply)

They're into old B movies and that.
I think it's supposed to be more that sort of theme.
( Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:44, Reply)

they're really into film eh

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:45, Reply)

They are, you'd like them

( Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:46, Reply)

they are really "into" shit films? But it's ok cos it's "ironic"?
they sound like pricks to me, sorry.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:46, Reply)

You see, this is the real reason you're not invited to my bbqs
You have this American teen High School drama attitude to what's socially acceptable.
( Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:47, Reply)

I think "social cretin" is nearer the mark.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:49, Reply)

'Mean Apes'

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:51, Reply)

meet up with them the next day

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:45, Reply)

or a serial killer

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:33, Reply)