Thank god you're here to save me from myself
Also good evening Penelope
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:40, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

here to help
I am like the good advice channel.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:41, Reply)

So got a replacement for Dog Hair yet?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:42, Reply)

nope
but I got chatted up by a 24 year old who thought I was 28.

In reality I think we can safely assume it'll be a year or two until some other dude is desperate enough
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:44, Reply)

There is always Rory waiting in the wings*
*If you get desperate enough
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:45, Reply)

Ach, don't fret. Something'll happen when you least expect it.
Hopefully, not skittery farts when introduced to a, how you say, hotty.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:47, Reply)

likewise, I've seriously misjudged folks' age before
for instance, I thought a former colleague was about 27-28 - turned out she was in fact 36

still wouldn't say no to her, mind
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:12, Reply)

Yo Gvp I bet she loved being told that.
Nice to see you here on /ot, you should hang out with us more often.
This is the best place on B3ta
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:22, Reply)

Dog hair?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:44, Reply)

Put that boner away Jeff it aint what you think

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:46, Reply)