who is?
Alt: what about a nice cup of Horlicks?

alt:alt: Don't worry b3thy boo I won't*


*she was boring in bed anyway
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:07, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well, that's alright then.
You should tell her she was boring in bed. That will definitely remove any chance of naughtiness for you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:11, Reply)

errrrrmmm.......b3th you was a woman once wasn't you
why do you think she as a married woman would want to text me?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:12, Reply)

BLOODY HELL B3TH I NEED YOUR ADVICE HERE

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:29, Reply)

Sorry, I was busy for a minute.
She might well be interested in how you're getting on? Also, the older you get, the more you want to cling to the things that were familiar in your younger days.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:32, Reply)

I don't beleive that an Ex can be errrrm what's the word I'm looking for....Freinds
or is that just my male ego?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:35, Reply)

Be trippin'?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:39, Reply)

Well, I don't know.
You could well be god's gift to womanhood. Unlikely, I know, but it's possible.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:39, Reply)

I have never looked at myself that way
But I'm a good guy in the right places and a bad in the wrong ones

Ifyouknowhatimean ;)
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:43, Reply)

There's surely no God if he is

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:46, Reply)

thats not very nice

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:48, Reply)

Or she might offer to show you she isn't anymore.
Wah-hay! Etc.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:12, Reply)

*waggles glasses before placing them beneath a kneecap*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:24, Reply)

The increase in smokeless zones has indeed decreased the likelihood of a shag on the fireside rug. Beds are for sleeping and farting.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:22, Reply)