I can see the point in a percentage commision
but at the same time, it's ridiculous if you're selling a million pound house compared with a £100K house you don't do ten times as much work.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:35, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I suspect some kind of fair medium would lie in between the two approaches.
Although I kind of think that selling "a house" is the same amount of work no matter how much the fucker sells for, really.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:37, Reply)

I would say that the more money the buyer has, the more of a total ball ache they are, based on my experience

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:40, Reply)

I would say that you are a total ball ache. Because nobody would ever want to have sex with you. So their balls would ache.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:43, Reply)

That's not what your wife said
When she begged me to ram that broomstick right up there "because al's cock is like being fingered by a thumb"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:49, Reply)

I'm not sure about this
Thumbs are thicker than fingers, so that's good, but fingers are longer, so that's not as good.

On average I'm assuming the Swipe actually likes my cock.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:55, Reply)

I don't think "having to sell to cunts" justifies charging more money.
We can't increase student fees if they turn out to be a ballache.

In any case aren't you working for the seller not the buyer?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:43, Reply)

She works for whoever is tucking the fiver into her pants
fiver into her pants 50p into her pint glass
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:47, Reply)