I'm going with the wife
Unless I fuck it up totally I'll probably get a shag. Weddings make her horny for some weird reason. Probably the men in suits or something.

No skirt chasing though.
( Peej, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 11:51, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Make sure it is your wife that you end up shagging.
Shagging the bridesmaid is really frowned upon. Especially if she's only 12.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 11:53, Reply)

I went to a wedding once where I'd fucked the bride and two of the bridesmaids
The wife wasn't impressed and apparently "I didn't even know you back then" is not an excuse.
( Peej, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 11:54, Reply)

bitches be trippin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Depends.
Did you lean over to her during the ceremony and go "y'know, I've fucked her. And both of them" ?

If you did, it's not an excuse. If she knew beforehand, she's being unreasonable.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 11:56, Reply)

She knew I had slept with them
I guess you had to be there, it was more the "I've slept with the bride and both the bridesmaids" drunken brag to my mate which bothered her.
( Peej, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 12:00, Reply)

yeah ... you probably deserved a bit of grief for that, then.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 12:02, Reply)

I'll say.
He's lucky he got a shag at all after that. I bet she made him roll over and go to sleep straight afterwards so she could sit up in bed with her arms crossed and fume quietly all night.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 12:06, Reply)

I could smell her fumes from London

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 12:07, Reply)

I just drugged her, it was fine

( Peej, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 12:08, Reply)

I dunno...
depends if she spent the evening in a scathing critique of his technique with the two bridesmaids.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 12:14, Reply)

I sent her home in a taxi and fucked the three of them again in a fourway whilst her new husband stood in the corner jerking off and crying

( Peej, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 12:21, Reply)

It's no wonder they're getting divorced
did you have time for the fireworks on the bridge afterwards?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 12:24, Reply)