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How's the kid, Al?

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 16:31, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
fucking hell got a call about a viewing for my flat already
I haven't even signed off the paperwork
(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 16:34, Reply)
Obviously put it on too cheap.
Add a zero
(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 16:36, Reply)
^ long term renter ^

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 16:46, Reply)
there's one in the next block which looks the same, but is share of freehold which is much better than my shit lease
on for 15k less
(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 16:46, Reply)
With this in mind I think they're dreaming tbh but we shall see

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 16:47, Reply)
Moving your vinyl and decks out would make the sitting room look a lot bigger.

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 16:48, Reply)
Him moving out will probably make the whole area look better.

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 16:49, Reply)
It will also cause all the local drug dealers to follow him.

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 16:50, Reply)

look smell
(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 16:51, Reply)
However it adds to the hipster cool factor which is what will sell it

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 16:53, Reply)
No.

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 16:54, Reply)
Maybe it's cos once you get over 6 figures no-one understands past the first couple of digits?
Round here once you get above 300k it seems to be "stick finger in air and make up a price", similar properties vary wildly.
(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 16:51, Reply)
Very well thanks.
Smiles a lot, has started making noises that sound a bit like words, can't crawl yet but stands up holding onto the sofa.
(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 16:49, Reply)
You called?

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 16:53, Reply)
I FCUKING OWN IT NOW!

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 16:54, Reply)
YOU SURE DO SHITPANTS

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 16:56, Reply)
awwww

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 17:05, Reply)
Makes really odd facial expressions when they're doing a shit, and also farts really loudly when you sit them on the wooden floor.

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 17:08, Reply)
I asked about your kid, not your wife Al.

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 17:13, Reply)
Sorry, always get them confused.
Which one is it okay to stick your penis in?
(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 17:15, Reply)
Go for both, just to make sure.

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 17:18, Reply)
WHICHEVER HAS THE SHITPANTS

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 17:26, Reply)

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