I heard there was an escaped rapist on the loose in Cornwall

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:17, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Nah they don't have pizza express down that way

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:48, Reply)

you dreadful bully.
Fancy a pint in York next week?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:51, Reply)

Nah y'alright

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:53, Reply)

Not again :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:54, Reply)

Weirdly, Newquay actually does
But it was empty. They were all queuing outside subway and kfc
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:56, Reply)

Queues for a foot long or a greasy bucket.
Decisions, decisions.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 22:00, Reply)

Both, surely. With instructions.
"Place footlong in greasy bucket. Withdraw and do it again. Yes, I meant again.
Repeat until seagulls draw blood."
Fuck off and moan on Internet forum.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 22:06, Reply)

I went out with a Cornish lass at university.
We used to go shopping for trainers in Newquay. Decent skate shop there back in.the day.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 22:00, Reply)