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Yeah, you know who owns it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 22:51,
125 replies,
latest was 11 years ago)
Yeah I know
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 22:53,
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I'm just watching terminator 2
And I've realise that all the dogs in it are dead
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 22:54,
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Well you could just you kno w shit up and fuck off instead
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 22:54,
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Dam strait
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:02,
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Pretty sure this is the greatest film ever made
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:29,
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I just watched an excellent film
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 22:59,
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Was it anal cum guzzling queens staring hartleys mum!?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:02,
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No
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:04,
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Was it donkey dicks taste the best starring hartletlys mum?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:05,
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This should be your new sig btw
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:06,
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No & no
You Teddy boy are WTN
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:07,
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Is it Richard Branston
he owns everything, doesn't he
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:00,
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Nah, I knew his kids. They were dull and a prat
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:01,
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He never got that D in pickles
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:02,
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No.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:04,
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i just made 7 more jars of pickle
to go with the 5 left from last year.
I though it was a good segue from your comment anyway
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:10,
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I may do my spicy pickled onions this Christmas
using the Dorset Naga Chilli
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:15,
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eek
put a hazard sticker on them
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:17,
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You're joking that's half the fun
Buffet in a dish (wave a red flag to any male) by saying you probably shouldn't have any of them there a bit spicy.
Works ever time \o/
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:20,
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Still never tried it with the Naga before
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:20,
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Wotsit rate on the Scoville scale?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:22,
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Million plus
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:25,
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Them Yanks call it it the ghost chilli
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:25,
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Yeah but they shout and 'WOOOO' at everything and use the wrong words for things
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:28,
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I like how they have the world series of various sports
exactly how many other countries are participating?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:30,
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Just the one that matters
USA!USA!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:34,
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Christ
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:26,
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Wow Wiki says that there is a hotter one now Trinidad Moruga Scorpion
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:34,
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I bet they sting
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:36,
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I bet there are a few Tails about the sting
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:46,
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He owns the rights to failed ballon trips into space or summing
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:09,
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No that's Wilf
It failed because most can't afford to take 80 day's off work
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:14,
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Fogg didn't go to space did he
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:15,
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he did in the 2003 remake
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:24,
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That isn't real
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:25,
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busted
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:26,
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I looks on the Internet an in a book and found nuffin
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:26,
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quite often via Lithium
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:24,
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That nirvana song yeah?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:25,
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no, the 2003 remake
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:26,
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That isn't real
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:27,
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Yeah dem Mutha-fuckers needs to keep it real
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:28,
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I still got love for the street yo
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:29,
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS WRONG WIV BISCUIT AND JAM CHAT THREAD?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:07,
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NO SHITPANTS NIGENT
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Bazongaloid, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:09,
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This cunt gets it!!!!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:10,
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No-one wants to talk about your 1990’s used sanitary towel collection
Just saying
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:09,
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No one wants to talk but there's plenty of buyers
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:10,
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YEAH YOU FUCKING DO!!
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Bazongaloid, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:08,
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YOU DO!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:09,
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This Mark Morrison tribute act you two have going is SHIT(typants)
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:10,
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Sounds mor jah rule to me
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:12,
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He hired a house and car to look cool on cribs
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:14,
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Did t work?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:15,
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Not so much
Alright frog?!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:16,
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I am incredibly well thanks dude.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:17,
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\o/
Yey for you; if you can be happy in folkstone you can be happy anywhere
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:19,
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This is true I am living the dream and I should be more thankful for the wonderful life
in enjoy
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:20,
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Drink me my whiskey-mac you utter wee wee tapir
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:22,
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I will not sir you are a cad and an absolute bounder
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:23,
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He probably Damaged(er) it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:16,
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*returns*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:12,
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(s)mac(ks)
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:16,
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Tenueusis
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:16,
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Well I try..yes I try, try,try
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:17,
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Watch my flow
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:18,
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I can FEEL it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:29,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2067078
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:31,
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Very good
You're funny for a wooohman
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:33,
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as a wimmen
I can only make jokes about periods, full stop
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:34,
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And men innit
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:35,
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Or being fat and and single
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:35,
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i ruined that by getting thin
but I'm keeping it real by still repulsing all men
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:37,
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You can't be both thin AND a bitter old hag
Make a decision
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:43,
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aww, I think I can
or perhaps that makes me more of a crone
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:45,
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Yes, crone. That works.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:45,
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This is the Cavy we all know and love
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:37,
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i sure hope you're all rofling over than joke, there
and were just too cool to point it out
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:38,
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No one got it until just then
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:41,
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I got it the only ones that don't get it is Battered, Chompy and Cavy
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:43,
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And I'm not on about the joke
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:44,
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Scathing
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:44,
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yet true
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:48,
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Put me on the list :(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:51,
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I am too quick and clever for this forum
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:47,
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At this time of night, yes
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:49,
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Irony alert
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:35,
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you rang?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:04,
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I absolutely can't wait until next week, now
that's when my Spirograph arrives
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:32,
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My elbow smells
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:33,
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Did you get a good deal?
Does it contain the oval shaped pieces too?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:34,
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I think it's the one from the 90s so it may not have oval bits
the one I had in the 80s was more expensive, but I have a kinesthetic memory of the way the cogs fitted in teh box
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:36,
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That's a shame
Going round the tight bend on that bit was always a challenge
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:40,
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The bits in the box
made excellent surrogate shuriken’s in the early 80’s when watching/re-enacting ninja movies
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:41,
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maybe so for kids who weren't obsessed with drawing
and coloured biros
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:46,
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Make sure you get the cork-board and pins
them fuckers may try to rip you off
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:36,
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Tangfastics have too many cola bottles in them
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:50,
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So does your mum
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:55,
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Oh ho!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:56,
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I may go baiting Americans soon
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:56,
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Explain
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:57,
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PS3 Home
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:57,
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Didn't know that was still going
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:58,
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I dunt even know wot it is
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:59,
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Yep I may start asking how many reverse gears they are now adding to the Abraham Tank
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:00,
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After today's paper's comments its fucking hilarious that Obama is going to congress
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:06,
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They shouln't have Put(it)in
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:09,
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I going to sleep T2 ending makes me sad :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:57,
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Not as sad as the ending to Ai
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:59,
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I could watch robin Williams did a thousand deaths
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:00,
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Don't even let me get started on UP
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:01,
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or the rapidly falling number of survivors
in the Galactica fleet :(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:07,
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I thought it was called Paradise Falls
I never realised it was based on a real place

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:11,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angel_Falls
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:17,
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Make me a real boy blue fairy
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:01,
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*tears welling up*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:02,
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I hate that little prick in that
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:04,
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Well Jude Law had that effect on most people
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:04,
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Yep. Him too. Terrible casting.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:06,
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I switched off after an hour, Williams is an annoying cunt in all forma
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:04,
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Yeah he ruined "The empire strikes back"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:06,
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one more BSG then bedtime
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:01,
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Bloated slimy gonad?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:02,
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Big Sexy Giant
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:02,
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Blatantly Sexual Getsomeonetosleepwithmeline?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:04,
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