The wife bought this last week; maybe you should try it for some inspiration?
metro.co.uk/2013/08/28/italian-cookbook-cicchetti-is-finger-food-worth-thumbing-through-3939107/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 10:09, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Your wife likes a good thumbing through

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 10:18, Reply)

Not by me she don't :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Ah double H
When women get to a certain age they forget the simple pleasure of being fingered in a night club... You now have to go the whole hog and fist her elbow deep and call her kermit
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 10:24, Reply)

hahahahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 10:32, Reply)

officelol
click
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 10:33, Reply)

well played

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 10:34, Reply)