Oh right, get fucked then.

Not really.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 17:58, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I'd love a party
but honestly, most of my friends are in other countries or on the internet. I could have a skype party, but that's about it.

EDIT: waah waah beaker poor me
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:01, Reply)

Well this is the most depressing post of the day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:02, Reply)

It pretty much is, isn't it?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:03, Reply)

I'd come to your party
If it was in London and I was free and there were vol au vents and orange drink
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:04, Reply)

Trouble is, apart from the whole 'no friends' thing,
it's a Saturday in December. Most people will already be tied up with xmas parties and that.

It also means that restaurants will be either booked out or overpriced.

Stupid December birthday.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:06, Reply)

Yeah I'm already double booked the weekend before Christmas
How about a house party?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:07, Reply)

Even *I'm* busy then
Not that anyone invites me to anything anymore :(
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:08, Reply)

Maybe if you didn't sit in the corner clutching a bottle of whiskey and weeping you'd get more invites?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:12, Reply)

I think it's more to do with the trousers on my head
And telling everyone how I'm not over my ex before chancing my arm with married older women.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:14, Reply)

*NOW* it's a party!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:16, Reply)

As long as there's a trousers on head moment you *know* you're having a good time.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:18, Reply)

I knocked something over in the kitchen when I was emptying the dishwasher
and caught myself shouting "NOW YOU OWN IT, SHITPANTS!" at no-one in particular.

I blame you for this entirely.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:18, Reply)

\o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:23, Reply)

A skype party is essentially getting pissed alone infront of the computer?
Just don't migrate to Cam4 after a few gins
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:04, Reply)

What's cam4 or do I not want to know?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:06, Reply)

People getting naked on cam
Some for tips.

Slags
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:51, Reply)

I'd go to your party.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:04, Reply)

But only if I wasn't invited.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:10, Reply)

\o/

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:10, Reply)