it's Nakers.
He's going to botsex you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:28, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Alright Dozer.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:28, Reply)

alright flatulent boar

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:38, Reply)

How's tricks?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:39, Reply)

nae bad
Sold some shares. I needed a couple of grand at short notice.

I feel frightfully capitalist.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:40, Reply)

please, have you seen the state of him?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:29, Reply)

Which /offtopicer would you botsex then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:37, Reply)

do you wnat them in order?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:42, Reply)

Yer go on then

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:50, Reply)

you
Rory
Windy
Two hats
you again
you
Dozer (if grace isn't in there)
you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:54, Reply)

*cries*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:58, Reply)

Ha ha no one wants to bum the bummer

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:00, Reply)

Ha ha the no show for the slo-mo homo.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:00, Reply)

soz, but I don't want to be gay about it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:05, Reply)

YOUR LOSS!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:06, Reply)

I'm free on Saturday

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:59, Reply)

SECOND LAST????????
WE ARE THROUGH.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:59, Reply)

Yer
I've met Pookie. Got pissed with him in York a few years ago.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:38, Reply)

Wait hang on
Someone actually met you in York?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:42, Reply)

Several have.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:43, Reply)

but more haven't?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:45, Reply)

Look Chompy
You're Off Topic's shittest bully. Yet another field in which you've comprehensively failed.

Why don't you go and post some more gazzes, you idiotic little shitheap.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:46, Reply)

errr...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:49, Reply)

IT WAS A JOKE ABOUT LAME TEASING ABOUT BEING 'STOOD UP' BY OFF TOPICERS
YOU KNOW, BECAUSE QUITE LITERALLY EVERYBODY DESPISES ME.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:50, Reply)

I don't

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:51, Reply)

You do though.
Wikipedia says so.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:52, Reply)

PROVE IT YOU FUCKING PRICK!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:59, Reply)

Nah, I'll just wallow in my own rebarbative superciliousness.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:01, Reply)

Fair enough

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:05, Reply)

It's a deal that works for me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:05, Reply)

"Why do birds suddenly appear"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:52, Reply)

Because chicks dig me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:53, Reply)

very good

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:54, Reply)

You seem alright to me. For a black fella.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:52, Reply)

I'm an Irish Paki actually.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:52, Reply)

Yeah, black, like I said.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:54, Reply)

I'm like the James Joyce of the internet.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:56, Reply)

More James corden
(Fat joke)
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:00, Reply)

I ent fat.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:02, Reply)

In my mind everyone is.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:03, Reply)

In your mind it's raining black drops of lithium rain.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:05, Reply)

*shrugs*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:52, Reply)