by 'best', you mean 'least shit'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:57, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

He amuses me.
In a 'get the class spaz to do things that we can't get away with' way.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:02, Reply)

He should pretend to bum the janitor.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:04, Reply)

who'[s the janitor?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:06, Reply)

Bonzodog29.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:06, Reply)

he's a janitor?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:07, Reply)

Hopefully.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)

Is that why he mostly shows up in threads after everyone's left them?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)

That, and the chronic alcololism.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:09, Reply)

Is he Australian?
I always read his posts in an aussie accent.
Same way people read mine like a Geordie Julian Clary.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:15, Reply)

what accent do you read mine in?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:17, Reply)

Scotch queen

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:18, Reply)

Ooh I say!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:18, Reply)

I haven't applied one to you yet..
I haven't for most, just a few.

Nobody else do this?

:/
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:19, Reply)

Nah, just you.
maybe it's a bent thing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:20, Reply)

DAMMIT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:20, Reply)

^ proof right here ^
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LOL!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:21, Reply)

'Scotch queen' it is...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:21, Reply)

:'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:21, Reply)

yeah, I do to some extent

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:20, Reply)

Go on then, let's have your list - username: voice

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:23, Reply)

Dozer: scotch queen
rory: fast talking irish pikey
Battered: trying to hide common roots
Swipe: shrill lurches into deep northern
Placid: 70's Midland car plant worker
AA: mumbles in northern
chomp: snorts and tsks at the end of most sentances
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:27, Reply)

By all that is holy, this is perfect.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:27, Reply)

I knew he wouldn't let me down

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:29, Reply)

He's the best one here.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:29, Reply)

totes

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:30, Reply)

Imma gon do my MA dissertation on that post.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:32, Reply)

This is why you're the best.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:30, Reply)

\o/
sorry was off buying pocket squares and ties
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:32, Reply)

The Chomp description is how I had imagined too. Actual lol.
See you later.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:34, Reply)

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:34, Reply)

Nah e's an essex boy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:18, Reply)

Fuck knows where that came from then.
Probably 'Bonzer'
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:19, Reply)