I'm not going to sleep with her Batt's
HONEST
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 21:50, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Why put yourself in the way of temptation by meeting up?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 21:52, Reply)

Wise words

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 21:55, Reply)

He's either got no intention of meeting her and is just posting to see what reaction he gets, or he's bored with his wife.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 21:58, Reply)

I wish, that this was just bullshit
Honestly I do
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:02, Reply)

To be honest
because we all need a little ego boost every now and then
I'm stuck in the same old routine
I feel like old age is approaching to quickly
I still have feelings for the woman I first fell in love with
and she has one of the best bodies on a woman I have ever seen
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 21:59, Reply)

You're a bored housewife?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:02, Reply)

I want to break free

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:03, Reply)

Get the fuckin' Hoover out, then.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:09, Reply)

innit doe
You never get over your first love.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:04, Reply)

I did.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:05, Reply)

jeez, how old were you?
Proper first head over heels reciprocal love never leaves you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:07, Reply)

Sadly this.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)

I was 27.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)

However I only did at the age of 35, when I met my (soon to be ex) wife.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:09, Reply)

27?
Jesus, were you a Chompyesque twentysomething virgin or sutin?

27? 27?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:13, Reply)

No, more that with hindsight I didn't truly love the women I had had relationships with before that

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:14, Reply)

autistivirgin

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:16, Reply)

HEY
HE HAD WIKIPEDIA
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:31, Reply)

romantic love is a lot like religion;
if you're exposed to it at a young age, you'll believe in it - but if you're not, you will never be a true believer
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 23:09, Reply)

Only with the help of a trampoline.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)

We all have feelings one way or the other for ex's, especially when we've been the one to be dumped.
But a mid life crisis affair and risking everything you have right now aren't worth it.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:07, Reply)

they are though.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)

Not if you get caught

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:09, Reply)