I invented the internal combustion engine
but couldn't afford the patent, so I got ripped off. Typical.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 7:56, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Bastards

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 7:56, Reply)

I know right??
And the company I work for was started (sort of) by the man that didn't invent the telephone.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:06, Reply)

PLEASE PLEASE BE WARNED.. if you have a toddler or know anyone that has a toddler DONT let them sleep in onsies... Freddy went to bed in one last night and ended up getting rushed to hospital.. he'd got on his belly with his bum in the air and it started to choke him...(not enough stretch in the material) just a few more minutes and i dread to think what would have happened.. Please pass this on as a warning!! thsnks x
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:31, Reply)

haha I don't get it

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:33, Reply)

wut?
horseshit, a babygro is a onesie and never heard of any problems with those.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:47, Reply)

Already had one angry 'WHAT DO U NO ABOUT BABIESS ANYWAI' in response to me asking...
...1. How does one get a wriggly toddler into a too-small a babygro?
2. How did they get the poppers that fasten said garment together to stay done up? Those bad boys fly open faster than Swipe's legs after a night out at Pizza Hut.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:26, Reply)

shared thx babez
xx
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:49, Reply)

Likin dis viral wide babes.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:51, Reply)

Alright love.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:01, Reply)

hey babe
alright?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:05, Reply)

I'm tip top.
Although scared of being unemployed after tomorrow. Might have To go job centre.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:15, Reply)

My god
I don't even like walking past the job centre. I'm worried I might catch something. That being said, you live in a nicer city than I do.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:16, Reply)

They recently stopped using the front door as all the horrid scum standing on the street upset the nice middle class,
Now they all have to stand in the car park round the side.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:23, Reply)

Not anywhere my new S class I hope

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:25, Reply)

I use the park and ride,
Scum can't afford the bus fair out that far.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:25, Reply)

Phew
You'll find something. Capable young fellow like you.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:26, Reply)

Don't forget handsome.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:31, Reply)

Oh, I didn't forget

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:33, Reply)

SP

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:26, Reply)