If I keep really quite and don't do anything silly to bring any attention to a text I have had
I'll be ok
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:04, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Bumhole pic?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:08, Reply)

I was thinking more about posting on a social network

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:12, Reply)

See, here's why everybody thinks you're going to fuck her.
Because if they weren't dirty texts, you wouldn't be so "tee hee hee oh I'm so conflicted, can't let the wife see!" over it. If they're innocent and your intentions are innocent, there's no reason why the wife shouldn't know.
( Kroney, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:15, Reply)

Annnnnnnnnd CLICK.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:17, Reply)

You really don't know how women think do you Kroney?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Not jealous, unreasonable women, no.
Believe it or not, they aren't the standard.

However, the problem here is that you want to fuck her and you either haven't admitted it to yourself yet, or you're trying to find justification for it. Either way, I'm bored. NEXT.
( Kroney, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:20, Reply)

I tell you what I'll let it drop then

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:21, Reply)

If you gave a shit about your wife, you'd have cut contact with this bird the moment things got sketchy.
Just saying.
( Kroney, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:22, Reply)

I suspect his original intention was to impress us all with what a TRUELAD he really is.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:24, Reply)

That worked well.

( Kroney, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Things have not got sketchy at all

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Then what the fuck are you conflicted about, man?
If there's no dodginess going on anywhere at all, then why are you hiding it from the wife? If she'd be unhappy with you seeing this woman then she will consider you texting her or meeting her as something treacherous regardless of how you feel about it so stop doing it.

God, why is everybody in the world so thick?
( Kroney, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:31, Reply)

I'm not conflicted, I think I made that quite clear the very first time I mentioned it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:35, Reply)

Good. Then there shouldn't be any need to post any TRULAD threads about how hot your ex is
and how she totally wants to meet you and how you don't know whether you should go or not.
( Kroney, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:37, Reply)

Fanks Kroney, I'm glad your here to straighten me out

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Incidentally, I know enough about the way women think to know
that her discovering all these secret messages will blow up in your face far harder than if you'd just told her straight out the gate.
( Kroney, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:27, Reply)

All?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:28, Reply)

If there's been more than one, then yes.

( Kroney, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Two and both quite innocent

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:34, Reply)

Er yeah well that cock shot I sent to your missus was innocent too

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Is that what it was?
we thought it was a charity gaz for baby moles
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

It seems pretty clear to me that he's a DIRTY CHEATPANTS even if he bottles it and never turks her.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:19, Reply)

:o

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:20, Reply)

If nothing else he is guilty of thoughtcrime

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:20, Reply)

I say burn him

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Seems reasonable and proportionate.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:43, Reply)