You come back in here
With your tails of journeys overseas and expect to be caught up to speed with Double H and his dick deeds... Come on Mr The Oban just poke fun and be done
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:09, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I need a blow by blow account, with extra details

( Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:10, Reply)

It started innocently enough, but quickly escalated in to a tale of sickening depravity & broken morality.
First there were the text messages. Then the sexy pictures. Then they 'met for coffee' one lunch time. Before they both knew it he had her on the back seat of his Austin Montego on the top floor of a Nottingham NCP.

They both told themselves it was a one off. A way of resolving 'unfinished business' between them, but that clearly wasn't the case.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:14, Reply)

Now he spends his evenings
sexting her while wanking into his sleeping wife's hair
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:14, Reply)

You lot are worse than a knitting circle

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:16, Reply)

Yeah I know
at least with a knitting circle there is a potential for useful knitwear
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:17, Reply)

Kroney will be devastated to hear this

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:19, Reply)

We're not the ones cheating on our wives. You bastard.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:18, Reply)

haha
You would love this to be true
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Well to be fair mate you still are
decree absolute an all that
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:23, Reply)

You assume I have been in another relationship since I left in April.
This is not the case.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:24, Reply)

Sorry to hear that mate
Has it gone a bit floppy since the break, they have pills for that now
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:26, Reply)

Or lolly sticks and sellotape.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:11, Reply)

Dead prossies don't count, right?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:46, Reply)

^ This guy understands ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:49, Reply)