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Pretend you don't care
But QOTW vote is up (finally)
www.b3ta.com/board/11006573
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:48, 61 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Where the hell have you been?

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Lurking

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:36, Reply)
Sorry. Not clicking that. It might be a classic car.

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Why are you telling me for?

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)
And yet again, 'whats' the biggest thing you've ever shoved up your arse' loses out.

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)
I voted for 'floof' (ugh) cos it seemed the most boring
I hope that helps
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Hello.
How are you?
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)
I'm great Wizzly Pizzle
GREAT
How's the new life?
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
So far so good.
Looking for work and that.
What you been up to? Anything exciting?
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Went to Finland for a week, hung out in a log cabin and got a lot nude
Other than that, nah, nowt really. Pub, boardgames, that sort of thing.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:02, Reply)
If you want I can post a video of me naked, drunk at 3am, shouting at a lake

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:11, Reply)
Go on then

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:21, Reply)
I'll ask my flatmate to do it, he has the video

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:24, Reply)
I'd love that.

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:42, Reply)
THEOPHILUS!
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2074731
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)
My job's become well more busy these days
And I aint hanging around here when I have real fun things to do
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Sorry that sounds harsh
I love you guys and this place, but I always forget when I'm in The Real World.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:03, Reply)
Have you forgotten how we were there for you when... well that's not the point, anyway good to see you back big guy.

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:06, Reply)
Hi The Oban!!!!

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Sup B-Hole
You're looking mighty
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:56, Reply)
Theo *nods*

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:59, Reply)
sup ho ho

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:02, Reply)
The vote is pointless. It will be shit no matter what question is chosen.

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)
I'm willing to bet that Scarydick's suggestion will win.

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
unless there is a question about SHITPANTS NUGENT or bumholes then I'm not interested

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
I'm making a chicken curry to have later.

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:56, Reply)
I don't know how you dare show your face over here after last time

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Could we please keep break-up stories back for a few more weeks, until Hartley Hare's wife has found out about his affair?

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:01, Reply)
WHO FUCKED HH
Was it you, hornmaster B?
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:04, Reply)
He's fucking his ex. His wife will be devastated.
He doesn't think he's cheating though, as he's only doing the ex up the council.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:05, Reply)
I never expected it, he seemed so harmless
I didn't realise he was dicking his ex raw with his shit covered saveloy
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:06, Reply)
No consideration for his wife, who has tolerated him, raised his kids and fucked him once every couple of months for years.

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:07, Reply)
If they split up, you can have a pop at his missus, and he can shack up with yours.
I should have been a relationship counsellor, or an Agony Aunt.
"Dear Bear Pookie, I have this problem...", I'd be fucking great I would.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:11, Reply)
One day everyone on this site will be linked via vag
Like a human centipedal monk's chain
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:14, Reply)
You come back in here
With your tails of journeys overseas and expect to be caught up to speed with Double H and his dick deeds... Come on Mr The Oban just poke fun and be done
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:09, Reply)
I need a blow by blow account, with extra details

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:10, Reply)
It started innocently enough, but quickly escalated in to a tale of sickening depravity & broken morality.
First there were the text messages. Then the sexy pictures. Then they 'met for coffee' one lunch time. Before they both knew it he had her on the back seat of his Austin Montego on the top floor of a Nottingham NCP.

They both told themselves it was a one off. A way of resolving 'unfinished business' between them, but that clearly wasn't the case.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:14, Reply)
Now he spends his evenings
sexting her while wanking into his sleeping wife's hair
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:14, Reply)
You lot are worse than a knitting circle

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:16, Reply)
Yeah I know
at least with a knitting circle there is a potential for useful knitwear
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:17, Reply)
Kroney will be devastated to hear this

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:19, Reply)
We're not the ones cheating on our wives. You bastard.

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:18, Reply)
haha
You would love this to be true
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:23, Reply)
Well to be fair mate you still are
decree absolute an all that
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:23, Reply)
You assume I have been in another relationship since I left in April.
This is not the case.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:24, Reply)
Sorry to hear that mate
Has it gone a bit floppy since the break, they have pills for that now
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:26, Reply)
Or lolly sticks and sellotape.

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:11, Reply)
Dead prossies don't count, right?

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:46, Reply)
^ This guy understands ^

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:49, Reply)
He came on here last night asking for advice.
Everyone said don't do it. He did it anyway.

men are ruled by their dicks, apparently.

B3TA to the rescue
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:11, Reply)
I don't think he realises that Mrs Hare comes on this site.

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:08, Reply)
Yeah only a fucking idiot would make that mistake

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:10, Reply)
The truth has to come out one way or another.
She'll be upset of course. Then angry, when she realises every time she's let him pummel her he has been thinking of banging his ex.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:10, Reply)
Haha
This post is almost Rory worthy
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:12, Reply)
Heyyy man
heyyyy
you ok?
need a tummy rub?
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:13, Reply)
Me? nahhhh, I'm tip top thanks Theo

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:14, Reply)
aw I wanted a fucking

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:16, Reply)
I've had to fucking work today.
What's all that about?

yeah, don't care etc. full of pricks anyway
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:06, Reply)
Schools are back
so less passing trade in dads avoiding their families
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:12, Reply)
I think I have missed a point

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:15, Reply)
I was trying to suggest that you are down on canal street
turning tricks for a fiver, and the fact that there are less people about with the schools being back means that more folks are stopping...



I admit I haven't done it very well
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:28, Reply)

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