Jamie! Jamie!
Jamie and the Magic Torch.
Down the helter skelter, faster and faster,
Towards Cuckoo Land.

Wordsworth! Wordsworth!
Following hard behind.
Ready for adventure, always there to lend a paw
...or hand!

Mr Boo and all the others too,
The strangest people you've ever seen.
And the torch with its magical beam -
If I hadn't really been there,
I'd think that I was dreaming!

Jamie! Jamie!
No two nights are the same.
Life is one long glorious game,
with Jamie.
Jamie and the Magic Torch!
[Yeah! Switch On!]
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:58, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

T.U.N.E.
The powerchords when it kicks off are fuckin MENTAL MATE
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:59, Reply)

It's good, but it's no Chorlton and the Wheelies.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:01, Reply)

What is?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Your mum

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:07, Reply)

textbook

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Alright, Vinegar Tits?

i used to give her roses,
I wish i could again;
But that was on the outside,
And things were different then.

We'd built our world together,
With a love so clear and strong;
But that was on the outside.
Where did i go wrong?

*******************
CHORUS
On the inside the sun still shines,
And the rain falls down;
But the sun and rain are prisoners too,
When morning comes around.

*******************
VERSE 2
Last night i dreamed we were together,
Sharing all the love we've known;
Til i had to face the nightmare,
Of waking up alone.

*******************
CHORUS
On the inside the sun still shines,
And the rain falls down;
But the sun and rain are prisoners too,
When morning comes around.

On the inside the roses grow;
They don't mind the stoney ground;
But the roses here are prisoners too,
When morning comes around.

*******************
He used to give me roses,
I wish he could again;
But that was on the outside,
An things were different then.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Haha
MARRS MUTHAFUCKA
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:00, Reply)

In your own time, gammytoes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Mine was on before his although they are timed the same.
Copycat cunt.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:03, Reply)

history will tell a different story

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:05, Reply)

And there was no reference in the title.
Coz he isn't into "Prisoner" the same as me.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:04, Reply)

What's on TV Bea?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Better.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:06, Reply)

I still remember coming in from the nights clubs wrecked out of your head
and then watching "cell block H"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Wrecked out of MY head.
No wonder I look so old. You were taking my head out on the lash!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:08, Reply)

This is the main reason I still have my boyish good looks

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:12, Reply)

New series on Channel 5 called 'Wentworth'
I haven't tuned in yet, it won't be as good as the original.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:00, Reply)

It's brilliant and I love it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:03, Reply)

www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/what-s-on/arts-entertainment/tv-previews/tv-interview-danielle-is-bringing-favourite-prison-drama-back-to-life-1-5981671
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:01, Reply)