How old will Micro be?

( Peej, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:59, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

She is 2

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:01, Reply)

Then I would suggest that she won't care to much which of you she is with
and that you would both be arguing for selfish reasons. Better to either spend it together or agree that its your turn next year. Christmas with a 3 year old is better anyway.
( Peej, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:11, Reply)

Wise words.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:13, Reply)

What is Christmas at Castle Grayskull like?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:17, Reply)

Wife wakes up at stupid o'clock and wakes the rest of us up to see if Santa's been
then breakfast and presents. I cook a lunch for us and her mum, stepdad and brother. My mate usually gatecrashes too. Loads of food, loads of booze and then sit down for the bond movie.
( Peej, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:20, Reply)

wakes up at stupid o'clock and wakes the rest of us up to see if Santa's been
then breakfast and presents. I cook a lunch for us and her mum, stepdad and brother. My mate usually gatecrashes too. Loads of food, loads of booze and then sit down for the bond movie
has 2 pints of egg nog by 9am and by 10 is screaming abuse and chucking dictionaries at me. By 11am me, Greedo and Uhuru are cowering in my pink shed waiting for her to pass out.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:39, Reply)

Perfect!

( Peej, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:47, Reply)

I've never had Xmas Day with mine and realistically won't for a good few years.
It doesn't matter at all, if you have your own Xmas before or afterwards it means that the kid isn't so overloaded in one go, makes it more special.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:22, Reply)

I'd quite like a break from Christmas this year
I may become Jewish on Xmas eve.
( Peej, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:23, Reply)

The thing with being a Jew is that you gotta put in the effort.
You gotta learn all kinds of crap, and do all sorts of things. We ain't like the normal religions/cultures where you can just say you are and you are.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:34, Reply)

just don't be jewish then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:35, Reply)

Merry Kwanza Bitches!

( Peej, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:55, Reply)