I have them in abundance
Never really saw the fascination with dogging.
Uncomfortable.

Plus, why would you want the rejects from Readers' Wives fogging up your windshield and filming on their Nokia?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:53, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

fuck knows
there is nothing more awkward or unappealing than hearing/seeing other people going at it. thank fuck my neighbours seem to have broken up or gone away, as they used to wake me with a cacophony of faking it every friday morning. like clockwork.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:56, Reply)

scheduled sex is always sexy

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)

it was the same EVERY TIME
same time, same length, same noises EVERY WEEK.

that is officially shit sex. also, they are on the other side of the block to me - and those walls are FEET thick, so they must have been really roaring - so i don't know them. when i go through the gate and see someone heading to the left hand doors, i eye them beadily and think, are you mrs "oh oh there oh oh oh that's it oh."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)

They probably just had a tape player and clicked it on then went out for breakfast

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)