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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm looking forward to christmas now... I'm gonna do a christmas dinner and watch muppets christmas carol tonight.
OH BOY

alright?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 17:41, 176 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I had a massive nap earlier.
It's gone a bit dark here now.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 18:04, Reply)
Afternoon naps rock.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:56, Reply)
Don't be daft, it's September

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 7 Sep 2013, 18:05, Reply)
108 days to go !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:56, Reply)
I went biscuit shopping.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 18:05, Reply)
I have had a busy day!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 7 Sep 2013, 18:08, Reply)
Did you wire something
Or go and buy some insulated screwdrivers?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 18:10, Reply)
Nah, sorted my garden out, put some new tires on the car and cleaned it, bought some new fish, fixed an old stereo, ate leftovers, looked at a naked lady, cleaned my wellies.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 7 Sep 2013, 18:12, Reply)
Doing what?
I have had a particularly lazy day.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 18:11, Reply)
See above.
I'm off out in the rain with the dogs in a bit, then drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 7 Sep 2013, 18:19, Reply)
been to a fantastic museum had a lovely day with my kid

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 18:14, Reply)
Icelandic Phallological Museum again?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 18:16, Reply)

Montysmomssonss wishes cold blowy.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 18:46, Reply)
Excellent work.
I've been told there might be a secret Turbonegro gig in town, might pop down.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 7 Sep 2013, 18:17, Reply)
Didn't they rebrand as 'FastCoon'?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 18:23, Reply)
Or was it 'SprintingPaki'?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 18:27, Reply)

Usain Bolt?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 18:41, Reply)

Fatlips Quickfeet?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 18:42, Reply)
I got some Choco Leibiniz, they're well good, you nibble the sides off like a rabit.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:56, Reply)
Micro this morning, shopping, pottering. Then had an exceptionally helpful telephone conversation with a friend.
Now at home making Chili con Carne & working out what film to watch, as I didn't make it to the cinema today as originally planned (will go tomorrow).
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 18:22, Reply)
What film are you considering?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 18:23, Reply)
Haven't even started to think about it yet. About to watch the last episode of S5 of Sons of Anarchy first.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 18:26, Reply)
Sounds arlight to me.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:56, Reply)
All in, fair warned.....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:05, Reply)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:07, Reply)
Get yourself over to Channel Dave.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:09, Reply)
Oh man, I love that show.
But I'm watching Pointless eh tee emm.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:11, Reply)
Pointless over this? Girl, you crazy!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:13, Reply)
dave ja vu, baby.
Dave ja vu.

Having said that, I've seen all the Storage Wars anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:14, Reply)
That's alright then.
Sold your way for 32 hundred dollars!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:15, Reply)
Don't forget to pay the lady!
/also watches the other storage lockers show
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:16, Reply)
I like Salvage Hunters, the British one if you've seen that.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:18, Reply)
No, but I was watching Pawn Stars UK the other day.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:19, Reply)
That salvage one a bit more interesting as its reclaimed stuff, so more unique items.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:20, Reply)
Isn't that one set in Yorkshire?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:21, Reply)
I think it's in Wales?
This guy www.drewpritchard.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:24, Reply)

Never watched that. Might now.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:19, Reply)
as someone with no proper telly
I feel left out by this. Explain to me what's happening shot by shot
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:14, Reply)
You only have five channels? Surely not.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:15, Reply)
no, no telly at all
just stuff on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:17, Reply)
You're weird.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:17, Reply)
when TV offers you some dudes bidding on boxes
and some other dudes singing badly and telling their sob story, I think I might be the sane one
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:18, Reply)
Meh.
No accounting for taste. There's no shame in liking shit telly.

Or maybe there is, and I'm just a prole.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:20, Reply)

Stop this sense.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:21, Reply)
I like to combine sob stories and boxes
With Deal or no deal.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:21, Reply)
Hahahahahahaha!
This wins the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:21, Reply)
haha
man, I saw that once from halfway through and thought I was missing something important in the rules as he kept talking about 'tactics'. I thought I was losing it if I couldn't work out the rules for a daytime quiz show. Turns out Noel Edmonds is being a dick. Or it's a clever reference to Schrodinger's quantum physics thing
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:23, Reply)
There is definitely a system. They all have a system.
My would be, pick some numbers.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:25, Reply)
There's another one that's a televised version of the two penny falls machine at the amusement arcade.
The mind boggles.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:26, Reply)

I have no idea what this means other than it's something to do with tv.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:27, Reply)
Silly Yankees bid on abandoned storage units and find guns mostly. Sometimes pinball machines too.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:16, Reply)
oh, I have heard of this
my friend told me about it. Still not coveting TVs
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:17, Reply)
I only really watch this shit at weekends.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:18, Reply)

Aye, right.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:20, Reply)
Week nights don't have the good stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:22, Reply)
There are some episodes on YouTube
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbApRPXfvpk

Like ^ that.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:20, Reply)
i can't even bring myself to click now

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:26, Reply)
You are missing out.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:27, Reply)
Thats me all day baby, all day.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:07, Reply)
I think Pappa Bear is going to win this locker.
Now he has teamed up with that one with the name I can't remember.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:09, Reply)
I dunno either.
Who's gonna start me off at $100? 100 brrrrr brrrr 150 I'm going 2 200 brrrr brrr 250 3? 300 brrr brr350......
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:11, Reply)
Have you seen Lizard Lick Towing on Dave?
Hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:13, Reply)
Yes! More terrible brilliance.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:13, Reply)
Another classic.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:15, Reply)
It's superb.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:20, Reply)
+ly bad.
What is it about mercan reality TV and mullets?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:22, Reply)
Dunno, but it certainly adds to the comedy value.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:31, Reply)
The fact that people *choose* that style is always amazing to me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:32, Reply)
Business in the front, party in the back.
It's a lot more acceptable in America than it is here.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:35, Reply)
Ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:35, Reply)

Dirty, dirty boy.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:36, Reply)
Anyone other than me seen Full Metal Jousting?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:28, Reply)
My live pause just gave out halfway through Pointless, so I've admitted defeat and headed to Dave.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:30, Reply)
Just in time for a full episode.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:31, Reply)
Looks like there's going to be a bitchfight

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:31, Reply)
Don't put your hands on me!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:33, Reply)
BUFFET FOR LIFE!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:40, Reply)
She certainly doesn't look like the free buffet sort, does she?
Bitch is even bigger than I am.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:44, Reply)
Baby got back.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:46, Reply)
WIG!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:47, Reply)
And front.
And quite a bit of side.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:48, Reply)
But not hair

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:48, Reply)
He took it from right under Brandon's nose!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:52, Reply)
You put your hands on me you gon' gotta get a foot up your ass

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:54, Reply)
How dare the darkies dream of bidding on things.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:55, Reply)
Trying hard not to let angry black woman out...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:56, Reply)
Looks like she's fitting to burst

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:56, Reply)
A bolex! HAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:55, Reply)
I laughed!
BOLEX!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:57, Reply)
Still laughing.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:58, Reply)
That flame thrower is barbaric.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:59, Reply)
I like how they pick up any old shit and say '$50 right here'
Gonna get them to clear my cellar and loft then retire on the proceeds.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:00, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:02, Reply)

My cat from hell is on all day today. The dog's are going apeshit.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:31, Reply)
Alright Harter's, give Phudbree hi's login back.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:33, Reply)

Nice apostrophes.
Your new job a greengrocer?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:35, Reply)
The joke







Your head.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:37, Reply)

Indeed. Never noticed.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:39, Reply)
Right, that's over. Dog the bounty hunter on PickTV?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:59, Reply)
Dog is shit.
Is Hardcore Pawn on this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:00, Reply)
The Bio Channel.
242 for Virgin media customers.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:01, Reply)
Never really watched dog, but after the first minute I don't think I can manage any more.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:02, Reply)
Get over to the Bio Channel.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:03, Reply)
Only got freeview :(
Have found Bullseye though. BFH!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:04, Reply)
Right, I join you for a bit of Bully.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:07, Reply)
One of the contestants funny stories was about him camping, and getting into a girl guides tent by accident.
YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWTTTTTRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:09, Reply)
Innnnnnn one!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:09, Reply)
Right - guess Bully's Special Prize AND the Star Prize.
For the special prize, I'll say a Dishwasher and for the star prize, I'll say a holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:09, Reply)
I'm going deep fat fryer and caravan.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:10, Reply)
I think you've played safe there.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:11, Reply)
I just thought what I'd like to win.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:11, Reply)
It's pounds for points next.
Which is always a good guide to if the winning team will gamble.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:12, Reply)
I'd be annoyed if I got the woman darts player. Fucking 5!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:13, Reply)
YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWTTTTTRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:14, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:15, Reply)
I think counting out the money will take Jim no less than 2 minutes.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:16, Reply)
I'd take the speedboat everytime,

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:17, Reply)
You like a bit of motor boating.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:17, Reply)
Speedboat or £385 and a mug. Hmmmmmmmm.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:18, Reply)
Your mum is throwing for charity.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:20, Reply)
She was a real looker.
I can see why you're so interested in her now.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:21, Reply)
I've thrown one up her before.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:21, Reply)
Was it for charity?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:22, Reply)
Yeah.
I hit a bullseye.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:23, Reply)
I've had your Mum
Innnnnn 3.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:22, Reply)
A fuckin' motor scooter!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:23, Reply)
What a piece of shit!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:24, Reply)
He won the sodastream, but not the beefeater bear.
What a stupid cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:25, Reply)
They got the awesome portable radio cassette though!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:25, Reply)
The wog-box.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:26, Reply)
Nothing in this game
for two in a bed.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:25, Reply)
I bet you're all watching Strictly Come Dancing
You bunch of queers & lezzas.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:59, Reply)
Ha! Well the jokes on you cos it's nearly over.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:02, Reply)
I'm not.
I'm watching the Simon Cowell shit on the other side.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:15, Reply)
Scatman Cowell.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:15, Reply)
Is he a lover of the pebbly gravy?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:17, Reply)
Not sure, although b3th reckon he is currently shitting on the other side.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:18, Reply)
It had to happen at some point.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:20, Reply)
But......Bullseye! HELLO!?!?!?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:17, Reply)
GAMBLE!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:25, Reply)
We've had a lovely day Jim.....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:25, Reply)
Non dart player to throw first...

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:27, Reply)
No prize for throwing a black.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:27, Reply)
You said caravan, I said holiday.....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:27, Reply)
Owww, the Ford Fiesta.
(the caravan is being saved for a winner).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:28, Reply)
Another episode yessss!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:31, Reply)
A brand new ford fiesta! My dreams are ruined!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:28, Reply)
Unfortunately when I talked about olives, you got it wrong.
I wasn't talking about Popeye's girlfriend, it was a luxury hotel in Greece!

So sorry, at least you've got the microwave, the socket set & £80 cash.

Let's give Deirdre & Stan a big hand!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:32, Reply)
There is in Monty's house.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:30, Reply)
I thought is seemed ironic for here.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:31, Reply)
Omen III in about 30 minutes. With a glass of Bordeaux & Chili con Carne with garlic bread & guacamole.
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:26, Reply)
So is everyone just watching telly then?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:56, Reply)
I'm not.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:02, Reply)
What's happening then Jeff?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:09, Reply)
I'm about to go and make some dinner.
I hope to go out tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:15, Reply)
It's all go

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:22, Reply)
No, I ate some frankfurters too.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:05, Reply)

I'm knitting a new full back.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:08, Reply)

My team's a bit lacking at the back so thought I'd strengthen them a bit through wool and needles.

Not really. I'm bored as fuck.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:10, Reply)
How can you be bored when shit unfunny American film Road Trip is on?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:12, Reply)

The Young Montalbano is closing my eyelids. It is also shit and unfunny. With subtitles.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:22, Reply)
Italian with subtitles? Forget it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:25, Reply)

I know.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:28, Reply)
Are you a Tranmere Rovers fan?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:09, Reply)

No.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:12, Reply)
I thought they were woolybacks.
So I assumed you were knitting a new player.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:14, Reply)

Correct. Just wrong team.
Aberdeen.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:20, Reply)
I assumed most people on here would be eating at the same time

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:10, Reply)
Ah, well I can confirm your suspicions.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:13, Reply)

I had a veggie one tonight, Tangles. Patatas Bravas, garlic mushrooms, rice and some garlic and parsley flatbread. Glass of decent white wine too.
First time for ages I ain't eaten a meal with meat in it.
*Awaits strike throughs.*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:17, Reply)

ain't

haven't
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:20, Reply)

Small h.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:27, Reply)
Potatoes, rice and bread?
Is this the Scottish way to approach vegetarian food?
You're allowed vegetables and protein too.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:21, Reply)

Really?

I'll try that, then. I've just got a small deep fryer, though.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:25, Reply)
NU FRED DUN

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:29, Reply)

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