I'm cooking roast beef. Just for me.
Tell me of your recent gluttony.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:05, 85 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What on earth makes you think ANYONE on the Internet might have a tale of gluttony?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:06, Reply)

Seriously, don't expect any replies. They'll be too busy stuffing their faces.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:07, Reply)

I once saw a man eat a large McDonald's meal to himself and then have a mcflurry.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:08, Reply)

Did you follow him to the bogs?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:12, Reply)

+ For a McWank/McShit/McPiss

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:13, Reply)

+ then kill him

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:19, Reply)

I ate a whole bag jelly babies in a week once.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:07, Reply)

Woah. Hope you survived ok.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:09, Reply)

I felt a bit funny after the sugar wore off.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:42, Reply)

A modest proposal but not what Swift had in mind.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:16, Reply)

I once ate a bag of KP salted peanuts
P C
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:10, Reply)

I sometimes have a can of fizzy pop that ISN'T diet.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:11, Reply)

Sometimes I eat two packets of crisps in the same day.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:15, Reply)

^ Veggie freak

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:16, Reply)

flame grilled steak flavour

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:16, Reply)

What veg are you doing?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:24, Reply)

Baby sweetcorn.
Or to Battered, 'corn on the cob'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:25, Reply)

Potatoes, carrots & parsnips
And there are shallots in the gravy.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:26, Reply)

And is there wine in the gravy?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:34, Reply)

of course

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:35, Reply)

And in the chef?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:41, Reply)

nah

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:47, Reply)

You should rectify this with a cheeky glass of vino.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:47, Reply)

+ h
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:37, Reply)

Spuds are done in goose fat as well.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:38, Reply)

A big round of applause of Internet Geese!
Those fatties are doing us all a favour.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:42, Reply)

Not even an hour ago, I ate half an organic chicken basted in garlic and mixed herb butter, Duke of York new potatoes, spring greens with lardons and three Cumberland sausages.
I will have the other half cold tomorrow along with some tasty Wiltshire boiled ham.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:28, Reply)

I've decided it's the time of year for roast potatoes with a roast.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:41, Reply)

Indeed, but I was in a nearby market town which has some fantastic local produce, including new potatoes which I love and won't be available for much longer. They're best served boiled, skins on as they're so floury. I don't mind them roasted though,as they fluff up beautifully and give those lovely crispy edges.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:48, Reply)

Maris Piper FTW

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)

King Edwards are better for roasting.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:58, Reply)

I have not found this to be the case.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 21:04, Reply)

i had a kfc once
then I had a massive sugar rush on the milkshake thing.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:47, Reply)

How many boys ended up in your yard as a result?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:48, Reply)

None. This is Cavy you're talking about remember?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:49, Reply)

That would be a ZINGER!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:50, Reply)

one, it was a good day

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:50, Reply)

I hope you didn't stain
The Colonel's white suit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:51, Reply)

something something something
*smutty comment about breast and leg meat*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:52, Reply)

Greasy box Lolz

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:54, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:55, Reply)

nice bucket, love`

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:55, Reply)

Finger liken' good.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:56, Reply)

Go large
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:57, Reply)

buns around the meat

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:57, Reply)

Hold the mayo.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:57, Reply)

Hot bingo wings

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:58, Reply)

special sauce

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:59, Reply)

Whopper
With cheese
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 21:02, Reply)

Isn't that a fat bird with a yeast infection?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 21:03, Reply)

Quarter pounder with cheese....
Anorexic with thrush.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 21:05, Reply)

I have never had a milkshake with a meal of any kind.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:52, Reply)

And I'll bet your yard has no boys in it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)

No, but it's got half a dozen footballs from the kids next door.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:54, Reply)

I bet you're the type who pops them
and doesn't even throw them back
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:55, Reply)

Doctor Frog is a right cunt, and no mistake.
He wanted the people on Bullseye last night to win a caravan. What a rotter.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:56, Reply)

That woman only threw a five! She didn't deserve the Fiesta.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:58, Reply)

You didn't know she was shit before you made that 'caravan' comment.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:58, Reply)

Those pikeys didn't deserve a nice caravan anyway.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:59, Reply)

If there is one thing a pikey does deserve, it's a nice caravan.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 21:00, Reply)

Pikeys, along with Chinamen, can all get fucked.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 21:01, Reply)

Imagine a half gyppo and half chink fighter.
They'd be unstoppable.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 21:01, Reply)

Jip Si

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 21:03, Reply)

Oh I say! Whoops quietly.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 21:05, Reply)

And it's a click!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 21:06, Reply)

I have considered popping them, as I throw back at least one a day.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:56, Reply)

Liar. You place them there to lure the children in.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:57, Reply)

Doesn't work though, they just add to them.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:59, Reply)

Official. Doctor Frog likes the balls of children.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 20:59, Reply)

I one had a dessert when my starter and main had already been quite satisfactory.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 21:02, Reply)

So you had a lentil starter, a lentil main and a lentil dessert.
You're fuckin' LENTIL!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 21:03, Reply)

What a quorny joke

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 21:06, Reply)

Jeff has his finger on the pulse of comedy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 21:09, Reply)

Ha!
You've bean clicked.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 21:20, Reply)

Cunt.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 21:31, Reply)

Cooked over an open yak shit fire.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)

Home-cooked beef curry tonight
It was excellent. Leftovers will be eaten at work tomorrow.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 21:18, Reply)