you can get signed off work for that I heard

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:19, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Wicked!
Imma train up as a surgeon on the sly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:20, Reply)

What's the easiest way to get the ability to write prescriptions?
Cus you've never seen a poor man who has that ability.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:34, Reply)

You should totally do that.
Go and speak to HR tomorrow and say, 'My friend from the Internet, Monty Boyce, is having a time of it at the moment, he won't get signed off however, so as a friend of his, I'd like to take 6 weeks leave on full pay.'

They'll be foolish to turn that down.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:20, Reply)

The best thing is, the police won't even investigate!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:25, Reply)