Yeah,
we got told our dog has cancer earlier today so everything's peachy you insensitive cunt.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:06, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Sorry DG :-(

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:07, Reply)

It wasn't unexpected, to be honest.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:07, Reply)

Was that the mouth lump thing?
Sorry to hear that.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:09, Reply)

Yeah.
The vet did say that lumps in the mouth are generally bad news. Turns out he was right.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:10, Reply)

Yeah. I had a relative with a dog who had the same thing, so thought it wouldn't be good news. Didn't want to post that, though. Sad, but all you can do is give a pet a good life and a compassionate death.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:15, Reply)

She's going to get spoiled rotten and taken on all of her favourite walks.
She's not suffering at all so we might as well make the most of it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:16, Reply)

Sounds perfect.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:18, Reply)

perfect?
Are you saying you want his dog to have cancer you MONSTER
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:23, Reply)

Go and get a job you layaboutcunt.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:26, Reply)

cancerous dog fives!
Ours had to have his nuts off last week because of cancer I should point out
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:07, Reply)

Our neighbour's dog had his off the other week
on account of he's started growling at young kids.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:08, Reply)

this is the rentals dog, he has lung cancer the filthy smoking bastard*


*I am actually quite sad
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:09, Reply)

He breathes through his balls?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:20, Reply)

Your mum breathes through balls

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:21, Reply)

I didn't know that.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:23, Reply)

it's because they cover her nostrils when her mouth is full of cock you see

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:25, Reply)

Ah, thanks for that. I do it the other way up.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:28, Reply)

weirdo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:28, Reply)

I will always cherish your response.
Thanks, man
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:36, Reply)

Is he called DLT?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:10, Reply)

No, Hairy Cornflake.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:18, Reply)

yeah wot a cant

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:07, Reply)

Brian

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:13, Reply)

Look! it's Monty off of the internet!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:14, Reply)

see 'im? I can farkin smell 'im

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:16, Reply)