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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Just bin outside for a smoke, it's bastard freezing
Heat or cold?
Alt, The samba drummers are practising too, I might go home, the pub is no friend of mine tonight. Whatif anything has irked you about this evening?
Altalt, I've got the first Xmas party email, from my ex-workplace. Have you got anything Krismissy yet?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:46, 288 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Heat, definitely. I hate Winter and cold.
Much easier to cool down than it is to warm up.

alt. Im still at work. Which is pretty irksome. ten minutes then Im free. Cooking a nice curry tonight.

altalt. No.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:48, Reply)
\o/

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:49, Reply)
I don't mind the cold, but I hate this in between bit where you aren't used to it.
Alt: kitchen flood. Cooker fire. Can't have Friday off as someone's wife has selfishly gone into labour.

Alt:alt: only our Xmas work jolly to Barcelona.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:49, Reply)
We have a curry in Rusholme.
When I say we, I'm not going, they're cunts. A freebie to Barcelona sounds good though.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:50, Reply)
Last year was Belgium. Not as good.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:52, Reply)
bruges looks stunning

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:53, Reply)
Bruges is a lovely place, it's the officious Belgian twats I dislike.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:54, Reply)
We did Brussels. It wasn't bad. Lots of nice bars and good beer.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:55, Reply)
I like the way the national symbol of that most paedo of countries
is a statue of a naked boy holding his penis
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:56, Reply)
Strikethrough most of that to make YOU look like a fiddler.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:59, Reply)
oh HO!
You got me good and proper!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:01, Reply)
I'm quick witted like that. I don't miss a trick.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:02, Reply)
I knew I recognised you from somewhere!
You're that bent stani from the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:06, Reply)
Oooooof!
Stani? That hurts man, that hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:09, Reply)
altalt that's pretty smart
We have nothing at all
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:52, Reply)
We get a long weekend away with a load of customers and mates, and a lunch and piss up on the last day, Islington style yo.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:54, Reply)
alt
a o

To clarify, 'sambo drummers'. You're welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:49, Reply)
Well done hippy.
Still happy?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:51, Reply)
fucking ecstatic

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:52, Reply)
Aren't all sambos drummers? Got riddem innit..

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:53, Reply)
no, some are athletes.
Or traffic wardens.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:54, Reply)
But not swimmers.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:54, Reply)
Or drinkers.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:55, Reply)
or reliable hardworking contributors to society

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:57, Reply)
Or fashion advisors.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:58, Reply)
Be fair, if you want the monopoly on crime, you've got to put the work in.
And some of the hours they need to keep in order to be earn a dishonest living shouldn't be under estimated.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:59, Reply)
'cus you mentioend onion soup before, I fancied some onion soup tonight. The closest they had was mushroom but it was tasteless.
So I decided to see what i've got and I made my own onion soup using a beef gel stock-cube, normal chicken stock cube, onions and some onion-jam.... and oyu know what? It's fucking lush as fuck man, only took 10 mins.

Cheers for the idea man.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:03, Reply)
Are you thinking about having another pint of soda and black this evening?
It's just that last time you did, the thread was epic.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:54, Reply)
Think it was the longest thread I've ever seen, not bad for 8pm.
I'm considering a lime and soda possibly, if the drummers don't drive me home...
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:56, Reply)
There were some fantastic insults thrown in that thread.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:58, Reply)
The worst was "bacon hater", can't remember who that was off.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:59, Reply)
Someone crossed the line there.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:00, Reply)
Battered I think.
You being called a 'speed walker' made me chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:01, Reply)
I'll kick him in the kneecaps for that.
Some were a bit left-field, frankly.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:03, Reply)
Channel 4 at 9pm looks interesting.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:02, Reply)
Why, what's on?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:03, Reply)
Blackout.
And it isn't about a touring group of Sambo drummers.

It's a docudrama. Looks interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:04, Reply)
Oh yeah, I read about that.
The preview in the paper said the hand held footage gets a bit wearisome after a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:05, Reply)
I'm concerned this is the case, so I will be tuning in to Doc Martin.
Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:07, Reply)
I don't watch Doc Martin. I don't watch New Tricks either.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:08, Reply)
Neither do I Jeffrey.
No fucking salvage hunters though,I don't know what to do.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:10, Reply)
You should go to the pub for a couple of hours.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:11, Reply)
I may do this. I may watch American Digger.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:12, Reply)

D N
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:13, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:37, Reply)

But you love when Martin turns tricks, doncha?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:12, Reply)
Martin Clunez is a mother fuckin' P.I.M.P.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:13, Reply)
Yeah was filmed locally I think.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:04, Reply)
your mum was filmed locally

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:07, Reply)
I'm not sure about that.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:04, Reply)
alright dickheads?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:05, Reply)
Look! It's Nakers. From the Internet.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:06, Reply)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:07, Reply)
What you doing this evening?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:07, Reply)
Your mum.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:09, Reply)
werking...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:10, Reply)
Yeah,
we got told our dog has cancer earlier today so everything's peachy you insensitive cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:06, Reply)
Sorry DG :-(

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:07, Reply)
It wasn't unexpected, to be honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:07, Reply)

Was that the mouth lump thing?
Sorry to hear that.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:09, Reply)
Yeah.
The vet did say that lumps in the mouth are generally bad news. Turns out he was right.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:10, Reply)

Yeah. I had a relative with a dog who had the same thing, so thought it wouldn't be good news. Didn't want to post that, though. Sad, but all you can do is give a pet a good life and a compassionate death.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:15, Reply)
She's going to get spoiled rotten and taken on all of her favourite walks.
She's not suffering at all so we might as well make the most of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:16, Reply)

Sounds perfect.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:18, Reply)
perfect?
Are you saying you want his dog to have cancer you MONSTER
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:23, Reply)

Go and get a job you layaboutcunt.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:26, Reply)
cancerous dog fives!
Ours had to have his nuts off last week because of cancer I should point out
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:07, Reply)
Our neighbour's dog had his off the other week
on account of he's started growling at young kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:08, Reply)
this is the rentals dog, he has lung cancer the filthy smoking bastard*


*I am actually quite sad
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:09, Reply)

He breathes through his balls?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:20, Reply)
Your mum breathes through balls

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:21, Reply)

I didn't know that.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:23, Reply)
it's because they cover her nostrils when her mouth is full of cock you see

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:25, Reply)

Ah, thanks for that. I do it the other way up.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:28, Reply)
weirdo

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:28, Reply)

I will always cherish your response.
Thanks, man
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:36, Reply)

Is he called DLT?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:10, Reply)
No, Hairy Cornflake.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:18, Reply)
yeah wot a cant

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:07, Reply)
Brian

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:13, Reply)
Look! it's Monty off of the internet!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:14, Reply)
see 'im? I can farkin smell 'im

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:16, Reply)
NOPE

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:06, Reply)
yer you are you big silly

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:08, Reply)
Don't babe, I've had a terrible evening.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:11, Reply)
ah no, girl troubles?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:12, Reply)
Things that wimmins should attend to have flooded and caught alight.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:15, Reply)
i fucking hate that new fangled inflammable water

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:16, Reply)
If the incidents had occurred the other way round that would have worked.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:17, Reply)
Are you a bloke or a split arse?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:20, Reply)
I dunno what this means.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:24, Reply)

He's confused. Doesn't know if it's a huge clit or a tiny cock.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:25, Reply)
maybe it was playing a banjole

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:32, Reply)
i saw a fat dwarf on a scooter earlier
I did a lol
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:22, Reply)
Foot powered, Vespa or motability?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:23, Reply)
foot powered, like wot the kids ride

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:23, Reply)
That battered gets about, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:24, Reply)
He really does the fat paki bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:25, Reply)
Shame there weren't three of them
And the one with the scooter was blowing a hooter and smoking a big cigar.

Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 20:32, Reply)
Our Christmas party is booked and in the dairy, looks pretty good...shame I won't be there

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:05, Reply)
Maybe the one at the new company will be better.
Although if you've got to a rival company, you'll get an invite to the old one as they can get you drunk and get you to talk.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)
i dunno...I could probably gate crash anyway...might be a bit awkward

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:11, Reply)
Would it be nicer in a hotel maybe, or restaurant,
than a place of cheese-making? Although I'm sure it'll be very nice.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:22, Reply)
I don't mind heat or cold long as it's dry
cold+damp or hot and humid are both shit.

alt: nothing yet, but drumming would do it for sure
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)
WHAAA WJHAAAA WHAAAA BLOO BLOO BLOOO

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:12, Reply)
Your signing isn't getting any better
edit ..I meant singing...but the typo is better
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:13, Reply)
how about my singing?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:14, Reply)
I imagine you waving randomly like a Deacon

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:15, Reply)
Tonight's Breaking Bad is well tense.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:26, Reply)
great...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:30, Reply)
fuck breaking bad, fuck fucking 24, fuck your fucking the wire, fuck that fucking lost and fuck heroes and every other fucking shit programme thats ever been on telly that dickheads like you lap up and rave about like mindless fucking fuckwits because som
e media company has fucking hyped it up so much that you and the rest of your fucking fuckwit mates will fucking lap up every last fucking 'gritty' fucking second of it

it's shit. your shit. fuck off.
(quintsy, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:30, Reply)
^unbalanced

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:32, Reply)
alright doctor frog?
were you here when i was here before?
(quintsy, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:32, Reply)
Nope. I'm new.
How do you do? Enchanted to meet you.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:34, Reply)
very well thanks Doc, and yourself?

(quintsy, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:35, Reply)
I'm a happy ray of sunshine.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:36, Reply)
that does sound like the sort of thing a cunt would say

(quintsy, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:37, Reply)
You're an astute fellow.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:38, Reply)
they don't call me Quincy for nothing

(quintsy, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:40, Reply)
Excellent

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:40, Reply)
Hi Q!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:32, Reply)
alright bumhole
who are you then?
(quintsy, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:33, Reply)
naked ape
where have you been quints?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:34, Reply)
busy with work and that, can't be on here in the day anymore and i'm out of touch
how are you doing naked ape? still a bent spastic?
(quintsy, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:35, Reply)
pretty much I think
You've missed all sorts of excitemnet
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:36, Reply)
name one

(quintsy, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:37, Reply)
BAttered has is getting divorced after his shotgun wedding that cost £100k including closing the forth bridge after just 2 years

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:38, Reply)
nice, i did see something about that
and when he asked what to see at the cinema the other night I was like 'your marriage fall apart'. it was well lol

was she biffing some other nonce then?
(quintsy, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:39, Reply)
I think it was Agnostic Antichrist

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:41, Reply)
nah, she was getting boffed by pretty much everybody.
AA wouldn't know what to do, bless him.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:43, Reply)
ah well, at least now Battered can just move back in with his mum, AA's not going to have that option for a while
so there is that
(quintsy, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:43, Reply)
Neither have I; mine is dead as well.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:07, Reply)
WHY DO ALL THE WOMEN LEAVE YOU BATTERED WHY?

(quintsy, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:13, Reply)
I'm always pleased when they do.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:15, Reply)
that's the spirit, the 'I wanted to be alone anyway' defence
if you ever need to use it in court I know a couple of good lawyers
(quintsy, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:18, Reply)
Costs & actions detailed by my bender (so in the closet you wouldn't believe) bullshitter Father-in-Law.
Give it's still daylight at 11pm in Edinburgh in June, any fireworks were a waste of money. As was the whole thing with hindsight.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:07, Reply)
With hindsight
everything's a waste of money.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:22, Reply)
^correct^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:32, Reply)
and boardwalk fucking empire, and that fucking cowboy one with Lovejoy in it

(quintsy, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:34, Reply)
^voice of reason

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:34, Reply)
alright monty boyce?

(quintsy, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:37, Reply)
q dog

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:41, Reply)
Fuck the beat, i'll go acapella, fuck a doc fuck a cock one pac two pac three pac four. Four pac, three pac, two pac, one pac, no pac no more.
*drops the mic*
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:12, Reply)
I don't know what this is, but I like it

(quintsy, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:14, Reply)
Hah, your post reminded me of this....
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=sHE0wmgljco#t=77
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:41, Reply)
I have been to the pub. No sambos.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:28, Reply)
Thank god for that eh?
you feeling better?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:31, Reply)
Little bit.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:32, Reply)
Good, never been keen on the idea of drinks you set fire to.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:37, Reply)
Plus it tastes disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:37, Reply)
You taste pretty fucking fetid an' all.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:40, Reply)
Stop tasting me then,you dirty freaky cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:42, Reply)
I love the taste of amphibian prepuce.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:43, Reply)
In that case, I will happily spawn on your moobs.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:45, Reply)
I don't see the point in burning off the alcohol.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:40, Reply)
Unless its a Flaming Moe

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:41, Reply)
bored now...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:48, Reply)
But it's nearly Xmas!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:52, Reply)
it does feel taht way...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:53, Reply)
'Tis the season to be jolly

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:55, Reply)
you'd know

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:57, Reply)
Yeeeaaarrrrp

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:57, Reply)
I like Autumn.
It's my favourite time of year.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:57, Reply)
Mine too.
Good old Vivaldi.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:58, Reply)
i fucking hate the 4 seasons
bent music for benders
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:59, Reply)
you'd know

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:59, Reply)
I can't get into classical.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:00, Reply)
Wagner is alright

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:11, Reply)
you just like the ring cycle you cyclical bender

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:18, Reply)
I quite like Satie

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:24, Reply)
Walk Like a Man.
That int bent.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:10, Reply)
ha!
Valli of the kings
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:12, Reply)
Monce.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:13, Reply)
edj

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:41, Reply)
Get in touch with an ex
It seems to be keeping Harters amused.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:03, Reply)
It doesn't take much to keep HH amused.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:11, Reply)
alright benders

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:03, Reply)
Tangles!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:04, Reply)
Jeff!
Ow biss?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:09, Reply)
Recovering.
Just having a quick pint.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:10, Reply)
from what work or football?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:12, Reply)
Gender realignment.

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This course of action will cure most ills
'cept maybe alcoholism and cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:14, Reply)
yes...I mean no...DAMMIT

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:04, Reply)
I did mean you, yes

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:10, Reply)
Well I'm wearing my new jacket so you can't bring me down, biatch

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:16, Reply)
AS IF you've got a new jacket.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:26, Reply)
I am NOT bent.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:05, Reply)
Yes you are.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)
No I'm not.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)
You are. Also a shortarsed clown foot prick.
xx
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okay, what car do you have?
The only thing more bent than a bent car is no car.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:10, Reply)
What car do you own at the moment gayboy?

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A bent one :-(
I'm in the market for a new one. The X Type is top of the list.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:16, Reply)
oh no Jeffers, don't do it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:17, Reply)
Why not?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:19, Reply)
Old mondeo with a slightly newer shell.
Crap handling, weak brakes, front wheel drive, shitty gearbox.
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But the Alfa 159 sounds even worse.
What do I do?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:26, Reply)
Talk to me offline or to TMB - he knows his motors.

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Will do.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:33, Reply)
We are interviewing for a new board bent spastic now that Nakers is leaving us for pastures new

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:11, Reply)
I have a glittering CV of bent spasticity.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:12, Reply)
+2

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:20, Reply)
Nope.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)
That's the spirit!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:12, Reply)
Yesssss!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:23, Reply)
Nae bad ta.
And only slightly bent.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:11, Reply)
Hello Joggers I don't know much about you, tell us all three important things to help form an impression

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:16, Reply)
I think you might be someone's grandmother, if I've not muddled you up with someone else

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:17, Reply)
Oldest geezer in this thread.
Like punning.
Not upset.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:19, Reply)
^ upset ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:20, Reply)
Rumbled!

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:23, Reply)
Older than Monty?
*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:23, Reply)
By some distance

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:23, Reply)
Holy shit.
Phudbree is pretty old as well.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:24, Reply)
Ha ha
Old people.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:25, Reply)
Ha ha yer people over 40 are well lol

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:26, Reply)
Are you of that era Dozer?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:28, Reply)
Nah, I'm 33

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:29, Reply)
Ha ha OLD

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:29, Reply)
Ha ha
I'm not on anti depressants ha ha
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:30, Reply)
Boo hoo!
Plus I'm 32 :(
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:31, Reply)
Sucks to be you, eh?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:31, Reply)
At the moment, a bit, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:32, Reply)
Just 'a bit'?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:33, Reply)
ALRIGHT ALOT. YOU'VE MADE YOUR POINT

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:34, Reply)
Excuse me, I have to go to the toilet.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:28, Reply)
Bag it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:29, Reply)
Valve's gone.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:31, Reply)
Don't make them like they used to, do they?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:33, Reply)
Do you beat phudders, jogso?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:26, Reply)
Dunno. I don't think I'll be far off the oldest on the site.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:29, Reply)
Go on then, don't be coy, how old?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:32, Reply)
It's no secret.
D.O.B. 29-06-1944
But don't tell Google. They'll send me all the wrong adverts.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:34, Reply)
Bartleby is older, He also enjoys fucking primary school kids.

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You're nearly 70?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:35, Reply)
I only know my date of birth.
Hang on while I work out my age and I'll let you know.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:38, Reply)
Actual laughter!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:40, Reply)
You're old enough to be my father

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:37, Reply)
he's old enough to be my grandad

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:37, Reply)
Where you come from you're old enough to be a grandad yourself

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:40, Reply)
Yer I know
One of my nieces had a baby a few months back. I'm the same level of seniority as a grandad.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:41, Reply)
Maybe I am

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:39, Reply)
Nah, he's 15 months younger than you

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:41, Reply)
He's more machine now than man.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:43, Reply)
Ficking hell you're old

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:41, Reply)
Seven minutes to do the adding here

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:42, Reply)
I have warm milk

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:15, Reply)
take a layer off then

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:18, Reply)
Hot tits?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:18, Reply)
Eeeeurgh.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:23, Reply)
Mastiatis?

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CQ's given you a facial?

(quintsy, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:25, Reply)
Good evening bellends
What's going on in B3TAland?
Heat, humid or otherwise is great, as is cold (I've worked in North Africa, the tropics and in Eastern Europe).
Alt: Samba drummers are all cunts.
Altalt: Our company Xmas party was arranged in June ffs.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:27, Reply)
It's because if you try to book a Christmas party in December they tell you to fuck off we sold all the places months ago so that we could ensure appropriate staffing levels and resources

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:31, Reply)
New thread please.

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Sewing again?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:36, Reply)

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