alright bumhole
who are you then?
(quintsy, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:33, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

naked ape
where have you been quints?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:34, Reply)

busy with work and that, can't be on here in the day anymore and i'm out of touch
how are you doing naked ape? still a bent spastic?
(quintsy, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:35, Reply)

pretty much I think
You've missed all sorts of excitemnet
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:36, Reply)

name one

(quintsy, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:37, Reply)

BAttered has is getting divorced after his shotgun wedding that cost £100k including closing the forth bridge after just 2 years

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:38, Reply)

nice, i did see something about that
and when he asked what to see at the cinema the other night I was like 'your marriage fall apart'. it was well lol

was she biffing some other nonce then?
(quintsy, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:39, Reply)

I think it was Agnostic Antichrist

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:41, Reply)

nah, she was getting boffed by pretty much everybody.
AA wouldn't know what to do, bless him.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:43, Reply)

ah well, at least now Battered can just move back in with his mum, AA's not going to have that option for a while
so there is that
(quintsy, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:43, Reply)

Neither have I; mine is dead as well.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:07, Reply)

WHY DO ALL THE WOMEN LEAVE YOU BATTERED WHY?

(quintsy, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:13, Reply)

I'm always pleased when they do.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:15, Reply)

that's the spirit, the 'I wanted to be alone anyway' defence
if you ever need to use it in court I know a couple of good lawyers
(quintsy, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:18, Reply)

Costs & actions detailed by my bender (so in the closet you wouldn't believe) bullshitter Father-in-Law.
Give it's still daylight at 11pm in Edinburgh in June, any fireworks were a waste of money. As was the whole thing with hindsight.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:07, Reply)

With hindsight
everything's a waste of money.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:22, Reply)