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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i need some new show laces
where does one buy shoelaces these days
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:07, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
People on gardening leave get them free.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:07, Reply)
NO THEY DONT YOU HORRIOD LIER

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:08, Reply)
supermatchgame

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:11, Reply)
take the shoes off
put them in the bin

buy new shoes
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:08, Reply)
But i like these shoes...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:08, Reply)
The worse thing is, Nakers is wearing a pair of slip-ons.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:09, Reply)
i slip on your mum most night

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:11, Reply)
I wear her like a fish mitten.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:17, Reply)
Beautifully put. Click!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:18, Reply)
I have wanted to use the phrase "pig skin bus" today
but haven't got around to it yet.

Oh look, I have now.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:19, Reply)
You wasted it!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:20, Reply)
MASSIVE CLANGER!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:24, Reply)
Just buy some new shoes, what are you, poor?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:08, Reply)
well, one pair is frayed, but i also wnat to change the colour on the other
so new shoes won't necessarily help
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:09, Reply)
Shut up povvo

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:10, Reply)
I'm gonna need an irony check here please Doz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:11, Reply)
I thought you were supposed to be the tight one

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:12, Reply)
his life is a crazy mix of pizza payment refusals and wild uncontrolled debt amassing

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:14, Reply)
Which is weird, when you consider he actively seeks to avoid spending any money.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:14, Reply)
You can only buy them in 30m lengths

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:08, Reply)
this is a good point
how long are shoelaces?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:09, Reply)
As long as a piece of string.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:11, Reply)
Cobblers.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:09, Reply)
No, I really do need new laces

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:10, Reply)
Go to The Master Cobbler, Islington.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:10, Reply)
And get a smack on the nose.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:12, Reply)
Free with every aglet

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:13, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:19, Reply)
I'm not so sure, I think he may be telling the truth

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:10, Reply)
Too late

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:11, Reply)
No, it's true. He really does need laces.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:10, Reply)
Three late

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:11, Reply)
The Internet must be broken.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:12, Reply)
No, you're just slower than me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:13, Reply)
Bit harsh

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:14, Reply)
I'm worse than Nakers.
This is dreadful.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:15, Reply)
No you aren't, that comment was way out of line.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:17, Reply)
Bloody hell, Jeff. Sad tiems.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:15, Reply)
early onset Alzheimers I reckon

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:16, Reply)

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