I'm going to have two Zinger Tower Burgers for lunch

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:21, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Shitting hell, that's pretty shocking

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:22, Reply)

AND THE BEST IDEA I HAVE EVER HEARD

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:22, Reply)

All joking aside
I could murder some fried chicken.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:23, Reply)

NOW YOU OWN IT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:24, Reply)

As long as it's not those sort of wing bits with a big lump of gristle attached.
Ribs or thighs, then drumsticks.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:25, Reply)

That chicken brain picture put me off
I wasn't a big fan of fried chicken to begin with.

I a burger topped with pulled pork yesterday and was it fuck pulled pork? it fucken wasn't, more like pork mince or summat. It was my first time trying pulled pork and iwas not a happy bunny.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:42, Reply)

I am sorry your first experience of this delicious treat was a bad one.
But you WILL enjoy the genuine article, don't let this 'shitting hell, that's pretty shocking' experience put you off.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:44, Reply)

I like the look of it
I saw it on the show where it;s the american man versus all the food challenges, I forget what you call it, and it looks very nice.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:45, Reply)

I like it when the american man is beaten by all the food best.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:46, Reply)

theres this other one i saw the other day
which is pretty similar but with a skinny american man with glasses who says 'YOU GOTTA EAT HERE!' a lot, I forget what its called but it wasnt as good
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:48, Reply)

I don't like it when the television orders me to do stuff

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:49, Reply)

There's never a chance to put your case forward is there? You just have to do it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:50, Reply)

I liked that one that said why dont you switch off your television set and go out and do something less boring instead
That was well LOL, cause I was all like "Huh, yeah, well maybe I will and then I wont be watching youre show, howdya like them apples?" but they couldnt hear me so I was just watched it anyways and repeated the zing to my mates in the schoolyard next day but they were too busy swapping Peter Beardsley panini stickers and doing roobicks cubes. OH MAN THE EIGHTIES!!
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Tell me about it, Poopy.
Pulled pork in EVERYTHING. It's not even good pulled pork.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:45, Reply)

It reminded me more of those tins of mince (y'know not the one from the internet) that you get
really bitty and swimming in this shit bbq sauce. I don't like bbq sauce.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:47, Reply)