Anything I have been told in confidence remains purely with me.
Alt: Gypsies. I either tell them to fuck off, or say nothing, depending on how big & aggressive they are.

AltAlt: For personal reasons I'd quite like to get rid of epilepsy.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:11, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That last one seems fitting

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:12, Reply)

*Throws a sock at B-dog*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:17, Reply)

*chokes*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:19, Reply)

*Tries a new way of doing the Heimlich maneuver*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:24, Reply)

You seem to be pushing the blockage deeper

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:27, Reply)

I prefer the Heinrich Manouevre

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:27, Reply)

I prefer the Heineken Manouevre, where you try to dislodge the blockage with lager.
     ^ This was my dad's favourite joke for ages, I'm now passing it on to Lokesy.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:29, Reply)

poor rory

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:14, Reply)