I heard you fell over because you're too fat for the heels you were wearing.
or probably because you're on another knob diet for knobs that means you don't get all the stuff you need to be alive and yet still go out and drink 6 bottles of wine because "he told me he loved me and then shat on my chest" and you want the pain to go away. but oh no, you still have those dreams where an ugly gay man has you tied to the bed and force feeds you greggs cheese and onion bakes until you are so fat that they have to cut you out of the house.
or maybe you just had a bad day at the office and the stress got to you.
i'm no doctor after al.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:27, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i was in trainers and hurrying to get to the gym
you might need to resketch your picture bbz x
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:29, Reply)

alright, but the rest of it still stands up.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Size 2 feet on a size 20 body

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:33, Reply)

unlike me, with my borked kneees :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)

those knock knees'll getcha in the end

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Tough love, brah.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Nobody would be a doctor after Al...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:30, Reply)

CLICK.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)

Clickin dis.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:38, Reply)

you
i have a medical question. when i was in and out of fainting, people were trying to give me water or cola, and one of the girls who'd done a first aid course said no liquids yet. in case i ever have to help anyone, i was wondering why. is it because they might choke???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:43, Reply)

If you're not awake enough it's not a good idea, what with the risk of it going down the wrong way. And also: if you're obviously injured it could possibly put back any surgery you might need.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Hugely unlikely to put it back, unless your anaesthetist is a pussy shitcunt.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:45, Reply)

good to know, gracias
i'd have been of the "give her a drink to bring her round" school.

presumably that's only ok if it has vodka in it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:45, Reply)