my PT will kill me when i confess to the crime of vodka dinner, no breakfast, and then a calzone
it looked like a giant
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:14, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You fat tart.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:17, Reply)

ACTUALLY that works out at about 800 calories across 3 meals
and the quality of the calories/grams of fat don't count AT ALL.

it was supposed to be luxury because it had shit like sundried tomatoes and artichokes on. what's the point? they're just shitter tasting versions of tomatoes and onions.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:18, Reply)

You can guestimate the cost of food by counting the number of adjectives before the noun
Tomatoes = cheap
Sun-dried tomatoes = not cheap
organic sun-dried tomatoes = very not cheap
selected organic sun-dried tomatoes = arm + leg
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:21, Reply)

all dried tomatoes look like a monkey's miscarriage
rank
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:31, Reply)

Your diet sounds fine to me
I had a pint of black coffee and some potato waffles for breakfast
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:18, Reply)

yesssss
student diet fistbumps
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:19, Reply)

Last day of studentness today
I hand in my thesis at 3pm then I am a student nomore.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Taking the versatility of the waffle to the MAX!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:27, Reply)

You're fatter and older than him. Sit on the fucker if he complains. Or don't tell him.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:20, Reply)

the woman is about my age but stick thin, as you'd expect
the bloke is a baby, but built like a baby brick shithouse.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:21, Reply)