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Lunch!
God the Internet is shit today.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:40,
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get fucked
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:41,
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You're such a nasty bully.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:42,
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get fucked
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:43,
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actually Jeff
One of my bullyings is on the populol page, I'm so ashamed :'(
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:47,
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I bet you aren't ashamed really.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:56,
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Clearly bragging whilst pretending to be ashamed.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:57,
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Check em.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:04,
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I just had my second trip to the hospital in 2 days,
Bunch of shit sticks the lot of them. Old people everywhere,put me right off my lunch if I'm honest.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:42,
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I have two homemade chicken burgers with lettuce, mayo and hot pepper sauce
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:42,
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homemade chicken Zinger Tower
lettuce mayo and hot pepper sauce Fries and a drink
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:46,
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I think KFC is probably the worst food in the world
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:47,
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Dixy Chicken
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:48,
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What is this?
You can't just make up stuff on the Internet you know
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:49,
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Even worse than KFC
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:51,
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I almost forgot 'Famous Chicken & Pizza', Highbury Park.
It's is halal though.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:54,
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I think you might be correct.
However 'Golden Fried Chicken' must be up there.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:48,
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you've not seen the stuff that Gonz posts then
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:48,
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You've clearly never been to Romania then
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:51,
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burgers with lettuce, mayo and hot pepper sauce cheese slice
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:49,
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+knob
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:50,
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Yeah, hahahhhaaaaa like that's even a real thing
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:51,
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Well this thread should up the steaks.
STEAKS!!! Cos we love talking about food!!!
I had fish goujons with sauteed potato's, mushy peas and a little steak and kidney pud. I was clammin, pet.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:43,
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It was what what?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:44,
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I was hungry
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:47,
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See, why didn't you just say that instead of all your weird northern homosexual parlance
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:50,
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I don't follow.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:46,
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GOOD!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:47,
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is that your ayrshire bacon?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:48,
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Shavings of Angus
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:51,
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Taylors of Harrogate
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:56,
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Not chips.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:44,
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tea and a chocolate digestive.
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wanderlust, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:49,
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"We see the world not as it is, but as we are."
This does not apply to the internet, however, and I agree with you.
I reckon it's something to do with Syria.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:53,
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I reckon it's more, people having to do work on a Friday...
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:58,
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People don't work on a Friday.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:59,
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*shreds work*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:01,
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Garlic sausage baguette.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:03,
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Geordie please stop with your Northern Gay Parlance
Oh...
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:09,
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I've just realised, I've accidentally bought myself a scotch egg and a can of scotch broth for lunch.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:04,
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You scotch cunt.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:06,
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Let me guess what you're going to wash it down with
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:09,
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After yesterday's thread too. You should be ashamed of yourself.
I'm embarrassed for you.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:10,
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I think my shopping was subconsciouly being guided by scotchness
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:17,
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and your spelling by nakers?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:20,
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You're overdosing man. Calm down!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:24,
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"accidentally" indeed
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:17,
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IT’S SHIT BECAUSE YOU HORRID BULLIES DROVE CHO-CHO AWAY
YOU DIDN’T REALISE THAT HE WAS THE GLUE THAT KEEPS THIS PLACE TOGETHER, HE IS THE VOICE THAT INCOURAGES THE /OT TALK, HE IS THE ONE THAT DAZZLES US WITH HIS WRY STANDUP COMIC ROUTINE,
WELL I HOPE YOU’RE ALL HAPPY WITH YOURSELVES YOU STUPID HARTLESS BITCHES
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:10,
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Is there any evidence that he has flounced or has he just stopped posting?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:11,
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Evidence when the fuck have we ever needed evidence
to be judge, jury and hangman?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:12,
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Yeah ...
Burn Him,
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:13,
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I think he's biding his time before a triumphant return.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:21,
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is he really gone?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:12,
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I don't think so, He's got today off innit
I may make up a sock account give it a female name and send him a tit gaz to cheer him up
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:14,
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T’S SHIT BECAUSE YOU HORRID BULLIES DROVE CHO-CHO AWAY
YOU DIDN’T REALISE THAT HE WAS THE GLUE THAT KEEPS THIS PLACE TOGETHER, HE IS THE VOICE THAT INCOURAGES THE /OT TALK, HE IS THE ONE THAT DAZZLES US WITH HIS WRY STANDUP COMIC ROUTINE,
WELL I HOPE YOU’RE ALL HAPPY WITH YOURSELVES YOU STUPID HARTLESS BITCHES 'm a knobcheese
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:18,
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my PT will kill me when i confess to the crime of vodka dinner, no breakfast, and then a calzone
it looked like a giant
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:14,
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You fat tart.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:17,
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ACTUALLY that works out at about 800 calories across 3 meals
and the quality of the calories/grams of fat don't count AT ALL.
it was supposed to be luxury because it had shit like sundried tomatoes and artichokes on. what's the point? they're just shitter tasting versions of tomatoes and onions.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:18,
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You can guestimate the cost of food by counting the number of adjectives before the noun
Tomatoes = cheap
Sun-dried tomatoes = not cheap
organic sun-dried tomatoes = very not cheap
selected organic sun-dried tomatoes = arm + leg
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:21,
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all dried tomatoes look like a monkey's miscarriage
rank
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:31,
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Your diet sounds fine to me
I had a pint of black coffee and some potato waffles for breakfast
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:18,
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yesssss
student diet fistbumps
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:19,
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Last day of studentness today
I hand in my thesis at 3pm then I am a student nomore.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:23,
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Taking the versatility of the waffle to the MAX!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:27,
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You're fatter and older than him. Sit on the fucker if he complains. Or don't tell him.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:20,
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the woman is about my age but stick thin, as you'd expect
the bloke is a baby, but built like a baby brick shithouse.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:21,
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Local guy has been sent down for 3 months for bigamy.
Seems a lot. His defence was he was only married a few months, he didn't think it counted. Seems reasonable.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:15,
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M.E.N?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:17,
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Yeah.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:21,
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seen the ad for a free pint next to the ad for the George Best pullout?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:22,
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