I had a dream on Saturday morning about having to go to France with a couple of very dull middle-management civil servants, to help Mrs Vagabond wrestle the French legal system, as she'd been driving a train which had got stuck in a tunnel.
I thought that was pretty good value for a dream.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 10:15, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Swap the civil servants for crack merc squad or undercover operatives
and French legal system for terrorists and you've got the makings of a John Grisham novel, there.
( Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 10:18, Reply)

K-Rooney forgot to ask how was your holiday?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 10:28, Reply)

It was pretty good.
Drove from Musser to Windermere, to Edinburgh, to Inverness, to Drumnadrochit, to Glen Affric, to Loch Lomond, to Windermere, to Llandudno, to Cardiff and home. Nearly 1500 miles in a 23 year old car.

The car's in the garage being fixed.
( Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 10:31, Reply)

That sounds fucking shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 10:37, Reply)

I really enjoyed it.
It'd be a bit crap if you don't enjoy driving, but then you'd be shit and bent and a below my notice sub-human spastic, so...
( Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 10:38, Reply)

Wow nice to hear the Golf is reliable, then again It's a VW

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Mine had a mate be possessed by an evil dagger when I was fleeing through the woods, but when he was possessed he wasn't 'evil' evil, just liked to shout at things and wave his dagger about

( Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 10:20, Reply)

What would Freud say about this?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 10:22, Reply)

'dreams are wacky bro'
That's what he'd say
( Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 10:24, Reply)