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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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This 'zombie apocalypse' bollocks is bollocks and stupid.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:02, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
toxoplasmosa gondii

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Not even in my top ten Harry Potter spells

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:16, Reply)
Or desserts as made by Gonz

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:18, Reply)
I went on a date a few weeks back, right
And one of the first questions she asked me (after explaining how obsessed she is with zombies) was what would I do if there was a zombie apocalypse and what would be my signature weapon.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:19, Reply)
What a twat. I hope you punched her right up the bloody throat for that.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)
I finished my pint and left*
*after finishing another three pints after
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)
Doesn't matter anyway, she got dead offended when I told her the Hobbit was shit
She won't be back in touch
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)
Offended how? By you being RIGHT? Knob.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Seems birds these days fucking love the Hobbit
That's at least three women who've looked at me like I've taken a shit in their handbag by opining that it's a load of old guff
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:40, Reply)
Women eh? Who needs 'em?









Yeah, I know, we do.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:42, Reply)
I'm so lonely

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:46, Reply)
*sigh* me too.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Its at that point
you should have stood up dropped your kecks slapped her around the face 3 times (and 3 times only) with your dick... shouted "THIS IS MY WEAPON OF CHOICE"

and then walked out in silence
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)
She was over two inches away so wouldn't have worked
But good thinking
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:23, Reply)

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