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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
considering i am not actually getting any right now
all this talk about me shagging someone is quite offensive
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:31,
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12 years ago)
Swipey, allow me to be the first to offer you my body to use as you see fit, in an effort to ease your pain.
Y'see, THAT'S friendship right there!
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:33,
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ah thanks
to you AND mrs placid
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:36,
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There is no Mrs Placid
There was, over 10 years ago but now I'm not married.
*attempts to waggle eyebrows and twirl moustache in an alluring way*
*Fails miserably*
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:39,
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^ balls like spacehoppers ^
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:40,
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Hairless too, just like spacehoppers!
*Strange, rabbit-like faces tattooed on them as well*
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:41,
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^^^ Military name right here ladiesundgentlemun...
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:36,
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Even old swanny-whistle knickers wouldn't boff someone from Cov
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Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:37,
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this^
is great
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:41,
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click
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:58,
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