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I'm starting the evening thread early
say something erudite. Or pick your favourite colour. Just entertain me or something
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:25, 212 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Get fucked

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:26, Reply)
I find that entertains

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:27, Reply)
i'm sure it would pass the time
but that would mean I wouldn't be here with you lovely people
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:27, Reply)
Good afternoon Cavy
How are things in the Welsh/Guinea Pig/Educational world?
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:26, Reply)
leeky/squeaky/creaky
how's you?

btw, it must be in rhyme
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:28, Reply)
Achy Breaky Fart

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:38, Reply)
ONCE I FARTED AND DONE A REALLY STICKY POO IN MY PANTS
I HAD TO HAVE A SHOWER AFTERWARDS. GOOD JOB I WASN'T AT WORK LOL
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:28, Reply)
lah di dah!
Showing after a surprise poo, who do you think you are, Lord Snooty?
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:29, Reply)
Oh, it wasn't today
It was...ooh....six months back?
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:31, Reply)
ah, before
Shower Tax was introduced
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:31, Reply)
Yeah, I just nipped in
I was less than 3 weeks away from it costing me a FORTUNE
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:33, Reply)
goddam ConDem government
will turn us into France
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:34, Reply)
Is that a rumble I can hear?
My insides feel all strange and queer
I won't make it to the lav, I fear
Bollocks...I've got diarrhea
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:31, Reply)
There are no facts; merely very strong beliefs.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:29, Reply)
and that's a fact!

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:30, Reply)
Cavy, if I was to say
Swipe fucked
+
Bristol
+
Army

what username would you think of?
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:29, Reply)
i actually don't know
I haven't kept up with gossip. Jeff's Bristolian
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:30, Reply)
Wouldn't it be totally awesome if that sparkly guy off tweeny film Twilight joined the Army?

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:31, Reply)
I don't know who that is.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:32, Reply)
I recognise all of these words, but I have no idea what you just wrote.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:32, Reply)
well according to google that means she has done all of bristol University Officer Training Corps

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:32, Reply)
rachelswipe fucked craig colchough

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:30, Reply)
no...fucking...way
you are lying, right?
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:31, Reply)
Nope. It's the truth.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:31, Reply)
uh
how do we know this?
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:32, Reply)
He assured us it was tr....hang on.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:33, Reply)
YES HE IS!
he did offer to fly me out to hong kong first class, though.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:31, Reply)
this makes more sense

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:32, Reply)
so when are you going?

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:33, Reply)
i think i may have missed my shot

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:38, Reply)

+ money
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 19:05, Reply)
No I'm not
And people don't just ask people to fly out to Hong Kong if they're not boffing them, you know.

Of course you know.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:32, Reply)
I've worked out who it is.
Hello my name is Jacob dyer. I sound like barnaby bear. I like barnaby bear. I live in Bristol. It is fantastic. One time I went to France. Some kid burned my neck. I didn't like it.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:42, Reply)
considering i am not actually getting any right now
all this talk about me shagging someone is quite offensive
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:31, Reply)
Swipey, allow me to be the first to offer you my body to use as you see fit, in an effort to ease your pain.
Y'see, THAT'S friendship right there!
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:33, Reply)
ah thanks
to you AND mrs placid
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:36, Reply)
There is no Mrs Placid
There was, over 10 years ago but now I'm not married.
*attempts to waggle eyebrows and twirl moustache in an alluring way*

*Fails miserably*
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:39, Reply)
^ balls like spacehoppers ^

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:40, Reply)
Hairless too, just like spacehoppers!
*Strange, rabbit-like faces tattooed on them as well*
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:41, Reply)
^^^ Military name right here ladiesundgentlemun...

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:36, Reply)
Even old swanny-whistle knickers wouldn't boff someone from Cov

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:37, Reply)
this^
is great
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:41, Reply)
click

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:58, Reply)
She gave him a hand job, he gave her hand surgery in return.
That's what I was told.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:32, Reply)
British Army Love Doctor, that's what I heard.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:35, Reply)
is that the australian guy from Bugs

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:33, Reply)
It's Bill Murray in Stripes.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:34, Reply)
Bill Murray is shit.
There - I've said it.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:35, Reply)
Even Egon Spengler is less shit than Bill Murray, and he is TURBO SHIT.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:36, Reply)
I, for one, am shocked at your assertion.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:36, Reply)
Caddyshack is excruciating. He's a fucking knob and just because you liked Ghostbusters in 1984 doesn't mean you were right.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:39, Reply)
I don't mean you personally K-Dogg

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:40, Reply)
Certain 80s films/actors have aged like a robust Barolo, or a Chateau Petrus.
The works of Sir Jackie Chan MBE, for example, have not only stood the test of time but have in some ways even improved. The legendary 'dogshit moonwalk' sequence in the unedited version of Police Story, is a testament to Sir Jackie's comic timing and cultural nous.

Murray, on the other hand, looks like a smug prick who's been mauled by a dog. I wish he WOULD be mauled by a dog - and a jolly big one at that.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:45, Reply)
He is. He's a fucking cunt as well.
If he ever orders some products from you Boyce tell him to fuck off.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:40, Reply)
I FUCKIN WILL AN' ALL

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:40, Reply)
YEAH.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:42, Reply)
It's OK guys - I'm here now.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:35, Reply)
How do you know?

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:35, Reply)
I just looked down and saw myself.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:36, Reply)

^ I'd wet
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:37, Reply)
AT LAST

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:39, Reply)
Rowll aaaaht the bahrrrowlll-ah!
We'll ayve ah bahrowll'a fannnnnn!!!!!
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:41, Reply)
*has a banana*

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Oh Mince, you shoulda heard what these fuckers've been saying about you today
word on the street dun even enter into it. swipes been making merry with the bashsucks or something and stunned poster said some stuff and some other cunt brought your hoover snout into it and how you nicked kroney joes drugs wot he bought with all his uni money and Dr Nackers is fat.

Its all fucken go man
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:45, Reply)
and no-one knows where the constipated guy with the nostrils from off've the picture making board came from
cunts're clueless mince!
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:46, Reply)
you're a strange man reg.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:47, Reply)
hes all over the shop man!
they've got him doing a dance to some aliens, fucken magics man I donno why i waste my time here none of youse cunts ever make pictures dance to aliens
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)
Monty must be happy, Hawkwind are posting on OT!

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:53, Reply)
YESSSSSS

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:54, Reply)
I dont understand

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:57, Reply)
Me neither, I'm just playing along.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:58, Reply)
Nothing would surprise me about these oaves, Reggiano old cheese.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:49, Reply)
I'm going to see that Riddick thing tomorrow
EXPECTATIONS ARE LOW
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:44, Reply)
I didn't realise until watching a review of that film,
that Vin Diesel is a bit of a sci-fi geek and the whole riddick thing is almost self funded. He is not a smart man.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:45, Reply)
He's got his DND character tattooed on his back, you should give him a wedgie and call him a NEERRRRRRRDDDD

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)
wait, he's got an imaginary character tatooed on his back?
so a piece of paper with numbers on it?
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:52, Reply)
Sorry I meant name
I meant to write character name
Name after the word character
I meant to say name
Like name
Of his character.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:53, Reply)
what a nob.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:53, Reply)
Vin Diesel isn't great either
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOl
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:54, Reply)
POWWWWW

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:56, Reply)
I DUN BEEN ZINGED

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:59, Reply)
sorry I thought I had tucked it away

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:56, Reply)
he looks like one of those gayers too
just my opinion of course
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)
A girl once pulled me in a bar because, apparently, I looked like him
She must have had serious eyesight issues.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:54, Reply)
Well you do look a bit of a gayer too...

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:55, Reply)
wait, I "look" a bit gay?
well thank fuck for that, I'd hate to be doing it wrong.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:02, Reply)
but it suits you bbz

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:08, Reply)
do you know, I've no idea what "bbz" means.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:14, Reply)
Means "babes"

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:33, Reply)
He gets knocked out in the third round.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:49, Reply)
SPOILERRRRRRS
Yeah well how do you like it, erm, Hawkwind DIES in the end
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:51, Reply)
*cries*

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:53, Reply)
^ sentimental gay shit ^

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:54, Reply)
Reg I want to know who boardmemenostrilman is too.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:00, Reply)
I like green mostly,
but i don't know why.

I've had a good day today Cavy, despite the bullying about my weird face and hair in the other thread. You lot can't bring me down today.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:44, Reply)
what's wrong with your hair/face combo?
I used to hate green, it was my school colour
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:49, Reply)
i look a bit like the guy out of mask,
except without the facial deformity or terrible haircut. So in essence, nothing like the guy out of mask
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:53, Reply)
Look I'm just going on what swipe says, and she should know after your TORRID affair

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:51, Reply)
wait, I don't remember any of that.
was i raped?
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:53, Reply)
It was when you were in the army
THINK windles, THINK
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:59, Reply)
raw carrots and celery in vinaigrette?
oh. hang on. erudite.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:48, Reply)
oh YOU

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)
+ knobcheese

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)
Quite so.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:52, Reply)
a two-part epoxy adhesive

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:52, Reply)
^ This is frightful

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:57, Reply)
And took me ages to get :o(

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:57, Reply)
Hey its late, I am sure
that had I made this execrable joke earlier on you would have got it in a flash champ
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:59, Reply)
No doubt, bruv, no doubt

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:00, Reply)
^ this is frightful

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:59, Reply)
*shit Sparta reference*

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:00, Reply)
:/

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:00, Reply)
Listen dude, you know how I like to shoehorn my knowledge of international cinema in whenever possible

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:05, Reply)
green stuff?

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:01, Reply)
Araldite.
God, typical woman.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:02, Reply)
there is also a type of putty thing
which is in two parts (blue and yellow) which is commonly known as 'green stuff'
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:02, Reply)
BUT THAT DOESNT SOUND LIKE ERUDITE DOES IT WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:03, Reply)
i just assumed you were dumb
or referencing the thing about colour
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:05, Reply)
*bashes head against wall*

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:06, Reply)
yeah, that will help your intelligence

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:06, Reply)
Says the woman pulling a level 3 Nakers on a simple pun.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:07, Reply)
harsh

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:07, Reply)
DEF CON NAKERS.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:08, Reply)
hahaha 'level 3 Nakers' is great

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:10, Reply)
I can count onthe fingers of one hand the amount of times I've seen a level 3, man.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:12, Reply)
Woah. Level 3? You don't know, man. You weren't ........... there.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:13, Reply)
I'm not lying, Boyce.
I think that could be drifting into the future lexicon
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:13, Reply)
I'm gonna do my bit.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:21, Reply)
damn straight
women go straight for the evostick.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:03, Reply)
i love evostick

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:05, Reply)
Why, is it green?
YOU FUCKIN KNOBBER!!!!!!
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:11, Reply)
i don't love green
are you mental?
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:12, Reply)
WHAT, NO MORE NAILS??!!

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:02, Reply)
HAHA, YEAH, SUPERGLUE 3!!! I GET IT!!!!!

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:05, Reply)
What? I thought you were referencing the colour :/

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:08, Reply)
Yeah, we are.
Aren't we?
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:11, Reply)
I very nearly managed to catch my wife out with the classic jape...
She asked what colours suited her,
I suggested black and blue, hilarity ensued
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:58, Reply)
Yeah, well, YOUN all knobs anyway.
Oh, grey probably.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:29, Reply)
How frightfully 'Joy Division' of you.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:31, Reply)
To clarify, I'm calling you a moody student 'sadcore' Dozerprick here.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:33, Reply)
Can't you get drunk again? You're a much more agreeable prick then.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:36, Reply)
Give me a couple of hours

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:37, Reply)
YESSSSSS!!!!!!
You're alright you are, Boyce.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:38, Reply)
U NO DAT BRUV

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:39, Reply)
Fo' rizzle M-Bizzle

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:40, Reply)
Hey hun, you ok bbz? xx

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:34, Reply)


(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:36, Reply)
Incredibly well! Wooo etc

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:36, Reply)
Evening, shutins.
How are we all today? I have a headache that could down an elephant.

I like blue and hot pink.Is that okay?
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:35, Reply)
alright b3thski

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:35, Reply)
здравствуйте
By which I mean: здравствуйте
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:38, Reply)
I couldn't agree more.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:39, Reply)
I don't have a favourite colour, do you think I'm a 9-year-old girl or something?

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:35, Reply)
The only thing I'm taking away from this thread
is massive disappointment in my fellow man.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:36, Reply)
The usual, then.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:38, Reply)
I think you're a forty something girl.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:37, Reply)
HA WELL YOU'RE WRONG *ACTUALLY* BECAUSE I'M IN MY 30S *ACTUALLY*

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:38, Reply)
CHINNY RECKONZ

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:39, Reply)
Only for another week and a half.
hahahaha old.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:39, Reply)
FUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFF

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:41, Reply)
no birthday bash this year?

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:42, Reply)
He'll be curled up in a quiet corner, rocking backwards and forwards,
sobbing like a mary.

Then Stunned will come along and piss on him.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:43, Reply)
That's usually the afterparty.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:44, Reply)
i feel your pain
wait..no...i don't. Few more years for me actually
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:45, Reply)
my favourite colours are
Camouflage, clear, black and mirror.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:38, Reply)
You are brilliant sometimes.
Get fucked.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:39, Reply)
I wasn't joking.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:39, Reply)
Scrub that and just get fucked then x

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:41, Reply)
he's a cyberpunk

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:44, Reply)
post-urban worrier actually.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:45, Reply)
bless

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:47, Reply)
Carry on with this sort of thing and you'll be the best one here in no time.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:55, Reply)
NEW THREAD.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:40, Reply)
I'm staying here

(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:41, Reply)

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