I'm looking for a sponsorship deal, so instead of working for a living I can just go running every day and get shouted at by my dad for not running quickly enough.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:48, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Yeah. Who wants to get paid massive sums for their hobby.
What wankers.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:50, Reply)

It's like these pricks in their 30s, with wives and kids and jobs, still thinking that their band can 'make it'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:51, Reply)

You wouldn't want to get paid loads to play in your own band, would you.
Anyone over the age of 8 who is still impressed by the ability to pluck some strings, bang a drum, paint or draw is mentally subnormal and should be gassed.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:55, Reply)

^upset^

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:57, Reply)

^clueless

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:58, Reply)

add "play one record following on from another" to that list an' all.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:00, Reply)

HEY! you leave the poor superstar deejays alone!
brandon block insulted ronnie wood for our sins y'know
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:28, Reply)