My knickers are white, with red podka dots

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:52, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

brace yourself

( Theoban What of it, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:53, Reply)

christ what an image
like a pipe cleaner wrapped in a bandage

even worse than the original podka of shame
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Like what you see?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:56, Reply)

you are OT's new stripper

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:56, Reply)

Want to play?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:58, Reply)

it turns out that belvita breakfast biscuits and fresh orange juice do NOT taste good the second time around :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:59, Reply)

Bring it on my lovely

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:01, Reply)

THIS IS NOT FOR THE INTERNET
HELLO, INTERNET IS A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE CAN SHARE OPINIONS AND THOUGHTS AND CAN HAVE A LAUGH

TELLING US YOU'RE GOING TO PUT YOUR BITS IN YOUR GIRLFRIEND

FUCK OFF.

SIMPLE AS.

NOBODY ON THE INTERNET WANTS TO KNOW, KEEP IT TO THE GAZ BOX, I'VE MET YOU, YOU WERE NICE, AS WAS RACHELSWIPE, BUT I DON'T NEED THE INS OR THE OUTS OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP, SUPPORT I CAN GIVE IF YOU BECOME UPSET OR ALL HELL BREAK'S LOOSE, I AM A CONSIDERATE CHAP, BUT KEEP YOUR PLAY TIME TO YOURSELF

SURE TELL US YOU'RE HAPPY WITH YOUR LOT, THINGS ARE LOOKING UP, GREAT. I'M HAPPY, I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT KNOWING THE LAYERS OF THE OTHER STUFF, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW BECAUSE I'M NOT INTERESTED, YOU'RE LIKE PISTON BUT YOU'VE MADE SEX DULL, AT LEAST WE CAN LAUGH AT PISTON BECAUSE HE'S DULL AND HE LIES ABOUT HAVING SEX.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:01, Reply)

GMOS's finest moment.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:01, Reply)

I miss him, he'd brighten up this place an no mistake

( Theoban What of it, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:02, Reply)

He came to my wedding.
Consequently, all the women at my wedding, came.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:03, Reply)

Breakfast biscuits?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:01, Reply)

basically digestive biscuits repackaged as "breakfast"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:05, Reply)

I hope they command a premium price.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:06, Reply)

not really
i think it's about 70p for 4, so pretty povvo breakfast really.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:10, Reply)

59p for 2.
Thats the second time i've been ripped off today.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:13, Reply)

the ones with yoghurt in are much nicer than the others
did you get the yoghurt ones?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:14, Reply)

Yep.
I'm scared of the others now I have ones I like.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:15, Reply)

well that's why you only got 2
you get 4 plain ones or 2 yoghurt ones. which still contains 4 biscuits, when you analyse it carefully.

MATHS!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:17, Reply)

I didn't know you could get plain ones.
So, is a custard cream one biscuit or two?
MATH
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:21, Reply)

it's tasty
that's what matters.

mmm. sadly underrated biscuits, and now i really fancy one. damn you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:25, Reply)

I had some of those biscuit thingies earlier.
It says 'Enjoy as part of a balanced breakfast eg with a latte and a banana'
I had mine with a Limeade and a Twix.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:03, Reply)

i had mine with fresh orange NO PULP
and a side of "fuck i really need to get off this sofa and go to work"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Yeah? Well I've got a headache.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:05, Reply)

that might be because you didn't have a balanced breakfast

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:06, Reply)

No it's because I drank a whole bottle of wine on my own last night.
Or 'did a Battered'
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:08, Reply)

I had two satsumas this morning, I'm well pleased with myself.
I had them with a packet of crisps and a crunchie.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:05, Reply)

Fruit, Veg AND dairy.
Man, you be trippin'!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:06, Reply)

you
go and bite on my coincidence bait, up there, look
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:06, Reply)

I saw it, I'm afraid it doesn't change the majority opinion that you're a daft illogical spaz, sorry.

( Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:08, Reply)

your opinion is not a majority
it's not even a john majority
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:09, Reply)

Really? We should probably put it to a vote.

( Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:10, Reply)

that won't end well for you
even if your tits are bigger than mine
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:10, Reply)

DONE

( Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:13, Reply)

2 out of 3 agree you're a spaz.
MATHS
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:10, Reply)

maths sucks

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:11, Reply)

*calculates*
No, it does not.
YOU DO THE MATH
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:13, Reply)

hahaha old skool

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Have you been drinking volka?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Nothing quite like a fat, socially inept LARPer
crooning over his first sweaty heffalump of a crusty-knickered girlfriend to get you raring for action in the morning.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:55, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5532580
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:03, Reply)

That's the pair.
I don't know about anybody else but I'm harder than Vinnie Jones right now.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:07, Reply)