pick at least 2 things in london that you've never done before
do them

pick at least 2 things that you've never cooked before

cook them

pick at least 2 things that you've never inhaled before

snort them

and a day off
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:00, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Penguins at London Zoo
as an answer to all three.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:01, Reply)

the thought of people eating penguins makes me very very sad
apart from the chocolate biscuits, of course.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:03, Reply)

There's fucking MILLIONS of the fishy cunts.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:03, Reply)

penguuins ent fish
silly badger
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:04, Reply)

They smell of fish.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:04, Reply)

so does your mum
dunt make her a guppy
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:07, Reply)

might make her a penguin, though.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:13, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YuWLKQ5e54
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:18, Reply)

I could have sword the text that came up on the screen there was "donkeytits"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:21, Reply)

they are somewhere between fish and bird, i think
i fucking love them. sooo cute.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:08, Reply)

leave your ex-girlfriends out of this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:08, Reply)

1. dogging
2. dog eggs
3. powered dog eggs
4. cool!
5. aaaand relax
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Imagines Monty thinking.... Hmm, 'pick at least 2 things in london that you've never done before'
Before deciding on... 'Bought something in the supermarket without a Whoops! discount label on it and enjoyed work'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Wow how depressingly true.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:03, Reply)

Now I feel bad.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:03, Reply)

It's okay, I've got over feeling bad.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:04, Reply)

I'm glad we can all laugh about this now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:05, Reply)

Check 'em.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:06, Reply)