^ oh sssooooooooooo much this ^
bitter little bastards
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:48, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I used to hate them but I'm gradually coming around

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:50, Reply)

they ruin everything
one of my favourite qotw stories:


Why, just WHY??

OK, this doesn't involve poo or nasty body squirtings, just a food stuff that was obviously copied from a picture.

I was in Northern Ireland and at university, so poor. This is the only reason why anyone would eat in the university cafe type place. They managed to suck out all the taste and texture of any food and produce a terrible grey mush. That wasn't the problem when I went in with my two pounds and spied a pizza.

It wasn't a big pizza, but it appeared to be well made. A slice of tomato that was still red, real cheese, two spears of asparragus (no really) and in the middle a black olive. I hadn't had an olive since leaving home, they weren't high on the shopping list (that was beer and fags) so I payed my money and went to enjoy my illicit middleclass olive eating pleasure.

It was a grape

A fucking GRAPE

I can only think that they once saw a picture of a pizza and thought in thier lard addled minds... "oooh that black thing there. It must be a grape, for there are no other black round foods".

I still feel the dissapointment...

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rockers74 killed a man in Reno just to watch him die.
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( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:54, Reply)

i lolled heartily at that when it was first written

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:56, Reply)

and me
"lard addled minds". heh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:57, Reply)