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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Said every new father ever

(, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:22, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
this^
You'll soon find that 3 year olds really respond well to talking when they've just thrown a toy car at the fireplace and smashed a glass/mirror photo frame.

/mayhavehappenedonsaturday
(, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)
I've never smacked my kids as a punishment
but I have to prevent them from either causing harm to themselves, each other, someone else or to stop them destroying something they know they shouldn't be destroying.
(, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)
this^

(, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:26, Reply)
So why did you think I was puking?

(, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)
Monty said "PJ was puking"
I thought it was you
(, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:30, Reply)
I think he meant pjm

(, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:35, Reply)
ahhhhhhhhhhh

(, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:37, Reply)
Consider my username. How do you think that came about? N.E.V.E.R. Just wont.

(, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)
Shut up, 4 pints.

(, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:26, Reply)
5.

(, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:31, Reply)
One for every foot
Hence why Stumped went home after 1
(, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:32, Reply)
My dad beat the shit out of me as a kid,
again its very different. When I smack my kids its for shock value and I am pretty much certian it doesn't hurt them.
(, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:26, Reply)
this also ^

(, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:27, Reply)
My youngest will cry if she thinks shes been smacked
so I clap my hands loudly behind her back and thats enough, its funny to psychologically torture little Mange Tout
(, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:28, Reply)
I like this

(, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:30, Reply)
you worked in a fish & chip shop?
did they have bottles or sachets of ketchup?
(, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:27, Reply)
^ This guy knows how to get to the crux of the matter
/oats
(, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:32, Reply)

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