How long are you going to wait until you tell the poor thing it was conceived in a Petri dish because 'daddy' has a problem with his swimmers?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:20, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Probably about the same time you explain how you have a problem with alcohol
and how the reason it didn't work out with your ex is because you have serious anger management issues.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)

I'd rather have that conversation than 'daddy had to go in a tugging room and wank over some mediocre porn just so we could have you'.
Good luck with that eh.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)

Yeah, okay,

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)

now look
you're both being silly.

al - if battered were an alcoholic, he wouldn't be able to get it up.

battered - if mrs al had to go to a sperm bank to get up the duff, she'd have gone for a sperm upgrade.

honestly!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)