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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Does equality mean you can punch a woman?
alt: I am wearing a scarf indoor cos it's fucking cold, why are you a prick today?

altalt: summit else
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:47, 138 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
my shirt is purple and white check, I probably look like a gay lumberjack prick

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Further to this update...
I'm wearing a cowl collared shirt that could be described as prickish
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:52, Reply)
oh dear, have you got man cleveage?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:54, Reply)
oh god
oh god

oh GOD

kroney was dancing and showing us his "man titties" and cleavage last night. i had blotted it out until just NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:55, Reply)
O...O

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:55, Reply)
yeah, it kind of looked like that
but more.... smooshed together
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:56, Reply)
n.n

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:57, Reply)
No. I'm thin.
Well, Im not fat
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:55, Reply)
yeah, but some muscley guys like to show off their pecs innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:56, Reply)
Im definitely not muscly!
A cowl neck isn't one that shows flesh.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:57, Reply)

www.asos.com/ASOS/ASOS-Cowl-Neck-Check-Shirt/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=1726905
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)
gay

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)
DingDingDing jackpot!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)
budbudbud

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
no, you should not punch anyone, but pay a woman the SAME as a man
alt: you scarf wearing cockhound. it's boiling out there!

altalt: i am cooking this tonight:

www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/vegetables-recipes/vegetarian-chilli
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:51, Reply)
You could be punched easily though given you look like a bloke. A ginger fat bloke.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:52, Reply)
I made this on monday
www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/beef-recipes/good-old-chilli-con-carne
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:52, Reply)
but that has beef in it
BEEF. as in, rotting cow carcass.

chilli fail.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:54, Reply)
I wish someone would explain to you the difference between meat
and something that is rotting.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)
One is meat and the other is the contents of her pants?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Why would you pay a woman the same?
A woman's work is never done. Lazy shits
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)
If she punches you first.
alt. Nothing on the scale of a scarpe indoors.
What are you? A bender?

Alalt. Mooseknuckle
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:51, Reply)
An alcoholic photographer indoors?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:52, Reply)
I would rather equality meant you didn't punch anyone regardless of sex.
Alt. I never wear scarfs even in sub zero temperatures. Mainly because scarves are for cunts

AltAlt. How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:52, Reply)
good, I have secret news that I shall allude to and not tell anyone
I have a beer as well, however work is FUCKING SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:53, Reply)
mrs ape is up the duff again, isn't she?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:54, Reply)
nah

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)
your profile is banned by my firewall
reason:

Sex
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)
There is a picture of a parrot on it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:00, Reply)
something about a cockatoo

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:04, Reply)
i have a cushion that says
"i've never had a parrot but i've kissed a cockatoo"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Mine says
"I'm sitting on this sofa waiting for a dictaphone."
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:37, Reply)
Alt: Why should today be different from any other day?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:52, Reply)
No, but it means she can punch you back

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:53, Reply)
I'm wearing a pink and green stripy jumper.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Like yesterday and the day before.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:00, Reply)
I didn't much, if I'm honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)
Denise The Menace

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:00, Reply)
hahaha!
click
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)
+ 's camp twin

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Franny Krueger

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)
her cook book was horrific

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)
In Soviet Russia, woman punches you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Has Psychochomp actually gone?
Can someone explain what happened?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)
He got bullied by bigger boys.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Who is bigger than him?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:03, Reply)
bobby

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:04, Reply)
TRU DAT

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:07, Reply)
Seems to have fucked off.
Blanked a text from me too.


Now I know how you must feel when you're unfriended all day long.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:02, Reply)
It hurts doesn't it Boyce.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:03, Reply)
It really does :o(
It hurts a damned lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)
How are you?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:07, Reply)
Hurt is my guess.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)
John

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Pretty shit Al, I can't lie.
You? Hows the nipper?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Fine today, night before last decided to scream and cry every two hours
so I felt like utter shit yesterday.

What's up with you?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Can't blame a child for crying when it realises it has a cunt like you as a 'father'.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh boy, the irony is strong with this one.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
How long are you going to wait until you tell the poor thing it was conceived in a Petri dish because 'daddy' has a problem with his swimmers?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Probably about the same time you explain how you have a problem with alcohol
and how the reason it didn't work out with your ex is because you have serious anger management issues.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)
I'd rather have that conversation than 'daddy had to go in a tugging room and wank over some mediocre porn just so we could have you'.
Good luck with that eh.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Yeah, okay,

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
now look
you're both being silly.

al - if battered were an alcoholic, he wouldn't be able to get it up.

battered - if mrs al had to go to a sperm bank to get up the duff, she'd have gone for a sperm upgrade.

honestly!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)
*seinfeld*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)


(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)


(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)
His hair ages between frames

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)
So does your face

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Unlike your hair

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Oh sporters. :(
How did your run go?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)
I finished in 1:59:42
which I was most pleased with.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Excellent stuff.
Well done.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
Really?
I think that a pretty shit time for the mile.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)
I am Stephen Hawking though

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Unlikely
It would have taken him more than a minute to type that out
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Thank you
I made the mistake of putting a shite time in when applying so I started really near the back and had to squeeze past loads of people, run slower than I wanted, etc.

Next year I'll stick 2 hours in and start about 15,000 people further forward
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)
i read that as shite lime
mind you, i bet that citric acid would make you run a bit faster
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Most likely
Those energy gel thingies dont half help though. Took one at the start and one about 7 miles in before the 3 miles of continuous hill section
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)
You were only an hour behind Mo.
Those energy gels make you shit through a needle.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)
Mile 11 is particularly cruel if I remember correctly.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)
It was indeed
Not overly helped by my parents ringing me then too
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:35, Reply)
yer, my mate swears by them
i should get them for work
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)
^precisely

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Just general bollocks, you know.
Someone made an offer on my flat yesterday, in fact she made two - both of which were pathetic.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)
You should phone her up
and then while she's on the line punch Lusty right in the tits and then shout "DO YOU HEAR THOSE CRIES!!! THAT'S THE SOUND OF MY DAUGHTER WHEN YOU TRY AND TAKE THE FOOD RIGHT OUT OF HER MOUTH!!!! NO MAKE ME A REAL OFFER YOU CUNT!!!!"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)
I really should.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Mind you, I can't imagine Lusty would let you off without a serious kick in the balls
so it might not be worth it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)
He has maintained facebook silence too
But his Ex is still posting as normal so he's probably not topped himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Well
This Happened
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
HAHAHA!
That is brilliant. My favourite bit of that is COmpys response to Swipe and then Happy Phantom turning up for some reason.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)
fuck off you fat psycho cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)
my response was good
serves him right for making up what jeff rightly called "mills & boon" shite lies about her
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)
What lies were told?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)
some garbage about her being upset by stuff on here
and swooning about women being bitches and having to smoke a cigarette. either she was a tiny delicate little violet who liked to stalk this dullarse place, or he made it up. my money was firmly on the latter.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)
i'm kind of hoping that his big fat swollen head exploded with righteous rage and fuuuurious anger after that

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)
It's really all your fault. You should never have fucked him

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:37, Reply)
shit happens

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:40, Reply)
+ on my chest

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:46, Reply)
I liked the answer to Things That Piss You Off (or whatever it was):
"Feminists who can't take a punch"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:02, Reply)
I only punch women for discipline, not equality.
alt: Today? I'm a prick EVERYDAY. Lightweight.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Bergerac is on.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:13, Reply)
\o/
Do you think he'll solve something? Reckon Charlie Hungerford will drive his white Rolls around?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:14, Reply)
I hope so.
I like it when he solves the crime and Charlie goes for a drive.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
I like it best when Jim realises he's going to need help from the French. He doesn't like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Yesterday he had help from his friends in the Met.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Gutted I missed that.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)
I'm sure it'll be on again.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)
I like it best when he's in Midsommer Murders.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)
I think they should get Bergerac together in a film with the lead singer of The Police.
If only for the posters.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Maybe former Newcastle United player Titus
Could have a cameo in it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)
"player"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)
That nice American chap Mr Whitaker could have a part too.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)
I still prefer Lovejoy.
Even though he's bumming the one with the hat.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
I also prefer Lovejoy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)
I secretly enjoy Midsomer Murders

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)

secretly openly and flamboyantly
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)
+ in my pink and green jumper

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)
I secretly enjoy YMs.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)
My guilty pleasure is Foyles War.
* hangs head in shame *
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)
I've never watched that.
However I fear I have seen every single Poirot ever made :o(
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:40, Reply)
all these programs and contrived pieces of shit
hope that helps
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:46, Reply)
It doesn't help, because 'all these programs and contrived pieces of shit' is gibberish and means nothing, you massive flidmo.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:48, Reply)
dey iz shit innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:58, Reply)
apparently agatha christie hated him

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Not surprised. Monty is a right rotter.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)
But they're both terrible racists
She should have loved him
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:59, Reply)
You should move there
Houses are really cheap for some unknown reason
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:00, Reply)
they could call it
John Sumner... sounds good
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:40, Reply)
penis?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)
not for me ta, im sweet enough

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)
+ mightier than the sword

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:59, Reply)
isaw an ad for a fryer in the local chippy earlier
im thinking of a career change
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)
Monk is quite a lifestyle choice.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)
i ent got the stones for that

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
surely if you "ent got stones" it's perfect for you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:02, Reply)
He'd have to be tonsure about it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
And you have to be cloister the workplace

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:05, Reply)

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