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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Just been shopping. I went with the intention of getting the Doris a birthday gift.
I now own a new pair of jeans.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 15:49, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
Can she borrow them?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 15:59, Reply)
No. Certainly not.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 16:00, Reply)
You need to learn to share.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 16:03, Reply)
They wouldn't fit her anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 16:08, Reply)
Get her a belt then.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 16:09, Reply)
She'd need to wear them with massive turn-ups though, and that would look stupid.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 16:11, Reply)
Buy yourself an 'I'm with stupid' t shirt

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 16:16, Reply)
No. Because the Doris would insist on wearing it.
And if she stole my t-shirt and 'borrowed' my jeans, not only would it look like I'm the stupid one, I'd also have no trousers on.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 16:40, Reply)
If they were record-breakingly massive that'd be a turn up for the books

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 16:21, Reply)

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