I work in central London.
Only this morning, a tourist stopped dead right in front of me on the pavement.

I had to step around her and everything - it was awful.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:29, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

donkey punch
it's the only way that they'll learn
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:31, Reply)

oh god, are you alright?
did you call an ambulance? did you give mouth to mouth?
( Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:31, Reply)

The way they forced - FORCED me to go meant I had to step quite close to a homeless gentleman sitting on the pavement begging.
Luckily I managed to avoid making eye contact, but I did have to pretend quite hard that I didn't hear him asking for spare change. It was pretty horrific.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:37, Reply)

Foot in back of knee, pull back opposite shoulder firmly, step over body and move on.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:33, Reply)